February 23, 2008

The Speed Beatles of the Beatles - "Eleanor Rigby" - REVOLVER, © 1966 - Calibrations, 2D and 3D charts, iTunes Screen Shots, bpm, Average Beat Length

"Eleanor Rigby" is track two of an album by the Beatles called Revolver. The song is a lament, yet with a quick 138 b.p.m. tempo and and orchestra played counterpoint all over an e minor ninth chord.

Is it just me or does it sound as though the song *had to be*? Does it not have a sound that never gets played out with time? Who else could mix Chuck berry-like songs with Michael Legrand movie sequence-like songs. The best movie background song ever is from Rocky, (the original), as Rocky refuses to go down, Bill Conti's "Going The Distance" has the audience wanting to scream with passion wanting to cheer Stallone on and make him stand up- the biggest influence on that song, besides the basic circles of fifths harmonic progression Conti uses, the string sound, uh *quite* a bit influenced by Eleanor Rigby. The Beatles made the statement: you can be a man and still play orchestral songs in minor keys and struggle through hard times. In 1966, this was a major musical revolution - or revival of Beethoven's machismo. When Sylvester Stallone first heard this music, having failed in Hollywood as an actor and at 30 taking a last try with 'Rocky' as Director/Writer/Actor, "came to tears." Sly was sly (sorry) enough to feel that the music fit so well with the loneliness of a fighter alone in training, in his mind, in the ring that if anything was going to make such movie work, Conti's originals would - and sure enough, the one Rocky movie of all 20 or whatever he's up to now is that for which Stallone won Best Picture of the Year 1976, the one and original Rocky, only in reflection dubbed 'Rocky I'.







Meanspeed Music Summary
song title="Eleanor Rigby"



composer=Lennon/McCartney
performer=The Beatles
trials calibrated=9



time elapsed, total=1,081.46 seconds



beats measured, total=1,656 beats
beats per trial=276
mean time per trial=120.16222 seconds



average tempo/mean speed=137.8 beats per minute
mean beat time=0.4354 seconds per beat



Emotive category according to meanspeed music theory=<128 class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">bpm, therefore [mixed fast]
File Kind=AAC audio file



Size=3.9 MB
Bit rate=256 kbps
sample rate=44.100 kHz
volume=(-8.9 dB)
Profile=Low Complexity
Channels =Stereo
File Type=m4a
File Support=iTunes® v 7.6, QuickTime 7.4.1
most interesting rhyme='there' and 'care' in a pitifully the most pitifully sad lyric in this morose song. Yes, by the end we know that Eleanor is going to die all alone, and in fact she was lucky that the church took her in and gave her a burial and a service. What always gets me is the priest, fixing his socks - knowing that it doesn't matter because (a) no one sees him doing it and (b) no one listens or even attends his services and sermons anyway. Yet as a man of Christian faith, works through the Spirit he feels.

"Look at him working.
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
What does he care?"





Ian Schneider
meanspeed music company
February 23, 2008

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February 20, 2008

Seeing the Speed of Beatles -"Taxman" - REVOLVER- Speed Charts, iTunes ScreenShots, All Calibrations Revealed - No Registration Required!




"Taxman" is the first track from 'Revolver', an album written and performed by the Beatles. Upon thorough examination of the deepest parts of cyberspace, I could not find a space or representation of speed that reflected accurate tempo maps to this song.

At this point, The Beatles are our classical music, as Paul McCartney once said - well, he said it when he saw the sheet music to a Mozart quartet and something to the effect that the Beatles compositions would be the classical music of the future. He was right.


Meanspeed Music Summary
Song title="Taxman"
composer=George Harrison
Performer=The Beatles
Album='Revolver'
Trials calibrated=9
Calibration supervision=James C.C. Manning, A.S.C.
Beats measured=2,970


Time elapsed, complete=1,331.07 seconds
Average beat=0.448 seconds
Average velocity/mean speed=133.9 beats per minute



Corresponding pitch=571.2 Hertz
Recording source=CDP 7 464412
Digital mastering=A/A/D
Manufacturer=Capitol Records, Inc.
Intellectual property=© 1966, E.M.I. Records, Ltd.
Publishing rights=© 1966, Northern Songs, Ltd.
apparent message of song=pay your taxes, and be prepared to feel like you are paying the government too.
song ripped off=The Batman Theme, 1966 version
most interesting rhyme='be' and 'me', where we see -
"Let me tell you how it will be There's one for you, nineteen for me"
Coolest element that has nothing to do with tempo=the D7(#9) chord! ("taxman!")



Most vital element of song=Paul's perfect bass line which is simple, yet for its time, it stands the test of time as that of a Mozart. The genius is simplicity, fluidity and a preternatural ability to create counterpoint lines without effort.


James C.C. Manning, A.S.C.
Ian Schneider
meanspeed music company
February 20, 2008

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February 17, 2008

Greatest Song of All-Time on the Rolling Stone's Top 500 Songs List -"Like A Rolling Stone" - Bob Dylan - Tempo and BPM Elements in Precise Detail


The popular song "Like A Rolling Stone" was pronounced the Greatest Song Of All-Time by Rolling Stone magazine.







These graphs represent a moving average of the tempo of the piece. The method used to create the visual representations of speed, an invisible element, is described in exactitudeness [word?] in the methodology section from the dropdown screen.


Meanspeed Music Summary
beats per trial=580
average time per trial=362.47 seconds
mean speed/average tempo=96.0 beats per minute
average beat=0.625 seconds
emotive category according to mean speed music theory=enthusiasm



Ian Schneider
February 17, 2008



(this is an updated version of an article first published in May 2006)

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February 16, 2008

iTunes Free Single - ADELE ADKINS - Minor keys at Victory Speed emotes a rich dark warmth as "Losing My Religion" - Speed Sheet Music, Tempo Mappings


Meanspeed Music Summary
song title="Hometown Glory"
composer=Adele Adkins
performer=Adele Adkins
average tempo/mean speed=122.6 beats per minute
mean beat length=0.489 seconds
time calibrated, total=1,814.85 seconds
beats calibrated, total=3,708

Intellectual Property=© 2008 XL
Kind=Protected AAC Audio file
Size=3.4 MB
Bit rate=128 kbps
Sample rate=44.100 kHz
Volume=(-8.9 dB)
Profile=Low Complexity
Channels=Stereo
FairPlay Version=2
genre according to iTunes®=Alternative
expression category according to mean speed music theory=victory

most interesting rhyme='opaque' and 'shades' -

"I like it in the city when the air is so thick and opaque

I love to see everybody in short skirts, shorts and shades"

Here, as R.E.M.'s "Losing My Religion," song in minor keys at victory speeds can work with a deep rich intensity.









Ian Schneider
February 16, 2008

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February 12, 2008

"Rehab" - Calibrations & Tempo Maps for Grammy's 2008 Best Record: Amy Winehouse - average tempo=72.7 BPM




Meanspeed Music Summary
Song Title=REHAB
composer=Amy Winehouse
performer=Amy Winehouse
File Type=m4p


Recording Source=Purchase from iTunes® by Apple®
Album='Grammy Nominees 2008'
Trials calibrated=9
beats per trial=250
mean time per trial=Three minutes, 6.3 seconds
time elapsed=1,855.64
average beat=0.825 seconds
average tempo=72.7 beats per minute

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emotive category in meanspeed music=grace



Ian Schneider
meanspeed music
February 12, 2008

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February 11, 2008

"What's Your Name? Who's Your Daddy?" - TIME OF THE SEASON - The Zombies - 117.9 bpm - Calibrations, Graphs, iTunes Screenshots, YouTube Entry


Meanspeed Music Summary
song title=TIME OF THE SEASON
performer=The Zombies


expression category according to meanspeed music theory=foreboding
meanspeed/average tempo=117.9 beats per minute
average beat=0.509 seconds between beats, 2.04 seconds per measure
beat frequency=1.965 beats per second
Corresponding Pitch=251.52 Hertz
album=Sony Music 100 Years: Pop Music - The Golden Era 1951-1975
File Type=m4p
File Size=3.3 MB
File Kind=Protected AAC audio file
Bit rate=128 kbps
Sample rate=44.100 kHz



Graphs were generated by measuring groups of every common measure (four quarter-notes) ten times with Seiko 300-lap stopwatches where ten trials were averaged, coordinated and synthesized. For step by step easy method, click here or just pull from the the dropdown screen to your above left. Speed graphs were created in Microsoft's Excel for MacIntosh 2004 on an Apple iBook G4.



Add, if you desire, the BPM on your iTunes by hitting CNTRL/I an filling in the blank. Jobs knows the tempos, though, right? Nope. Or, can you say, "save something" - I cannot tell.


Ian Schneider
February 11, 2008
(this is an update of an article 1st published here in July 2006)

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February 10, 2008

The Speed of the Karmic Wheel: Justin Timberlake to Britney Spears - "What Goes Around...Comes Around" - Tempo reveals Justin's Attitude


Meanspeed Music Summary
song title="What Goes Around…Comes Around"
performer=Justin Timberlake
composer=Justin Timberlake, Danjahandz, Timbaland, Larry Gold
album=Grammy Nominees 2008
recording source=iTunes by Apple®
File type=m4p
Kind=Protected AAC audio file
Size=4.8 MB
Bit rate=128 kbps
Sample rate=44.100 kHz
Volume=(-14.4 dB)
Profile=low complexity
Channels=stereo
FairPlay version=2
trials calibrated=9
beats measured=3,456
total time elapsed=2,728.34 seconds
beats per trail=384
mean time per trial=303.149 seconds
mean beat length=0.7895 seconds
average tempo/mean speed=76.0 beats per minute
emotive category within meanspeed music theory=grace
most interesting rhyme='alone' with 'home' with 'tone', as -
"Let me paint this picture for you, baby You spend your nights alone And he never comes home And every time you call him All you get's a busy tone..."
meanspeed music's ideas about song expression=Timberlake, with a serene, calm self-righteousness sings a Revenge is sweet song here. By most accounts, Justin was singing about the relationship he has had with Britney Spears, the most famous miserable person since Marilyn - especially insofar as being known for little else than being irresistibly sexual and perpetually unconventional. Brazen is a word that they do not know - neither MM or BS.
Justin Timberlake knew in singing this song with his "home boys" and that living like Marilyn Monroe or James Dean would Spears where it got them: very troubled in their early 20s.
If this song had a natural feel of 82 beats per minute, and I might question's Justin's confidence. Seventy-six beats per minute is the land of Let It Be, Fire & Rain, A Whiter Shade Of Pale. Maybe only that of a Timberlake can explain why people are so obsessed with Spears - she gets far more CNN coverage than the war in Iraq. maybe she gets more coverage exactly because of said war - think about her "problems", Wag The Dog, and when she gains most coverage in the news. Some say her act is an act for the United States - rather than experience mass hystreria over a Bin Laden-esque threat, better to throw Britney out there. Carl Bernstein knows, but he is not talking.
The steadiness of the song at exactly 76 beats per minute is highly predictive that Timebrlake was singing as the graceful winner - not the cuckholded loser who finally sees his former lover fall.



Ian Schneider
meansped music
February 10, 2008

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February 7, 2008

Music Psychology - "MIND GAMES" - John Ono Lennon - speed=65.8 bpm - Dr. Phil, Spears, ex-Bodyguard at The Speed of Ceremony Create the Surreal














John Lennon wrote and performed a song called MIND GAMES. The graphs are based on contiguous measurements of 268 beats. These measurements were made 10 times, entered into Microsoft Excel, averaged, and synthesized.

Mind Games - John Lennon

those mind games together, Pushing barriers, planting seeds ...
4 min 14 sec -

Rated 4.9 out of 5.0


www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dHUfy_YBps


YouTube - John Lennon Mind Games

Some long forgotton footage taken of Lennon in NYC just ...

Watch video
- 4 min 20 sec -

Rated 4.9 out of 5.0


www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO5LkJJlpTU


We found that our calibration of John Lennon's "Mind Games," and the weird speed of ceremony as a dream sequence song was best illustrated by our instant speed sheet music for the masses (above, everywhere) had quite the fit, as bathroom math art goes, to the Dr. Phil/Britney/insane body guard fiasco.

As many of you know, as sure as we give every part of our method on the dropdown screen, above and to the left, we experiment here - our graphs are easy to do, once you follow the method, and we encourage you to check and criticize or SLAM our work.
You can be kind - we'll do a reasonable request now and then.

Information courtesy WIKIPEDIA ad Dr. Phil.com -

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The night before the video's release, director Jake Safarty posted two pictures on his official website from the video shoot. One picture was of Britney sitting on a bed, and the other was of Britney dancing near the stripper pole while wearing a different outfit. Both of these scenes, along with the many other scenes shot, remain unreleased without explanation.

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February 6, 2008

Speed Rules: The Tempo of Glory of Ritual and Ceremony, "Didn't We Almost Have In All?" - Whitney Houstony - average tempo=65.6 bpm







Meanspeed Summary
song title="Didn't We Almost have It All"
performer=Whitney Houston
composer=Michael Masser
Album=Whitney
Recording Source=iTunes® by Apple®
Download hardware=Apple® iBook G4
Intellectual Rights=ARTISTA RECORDS © 1987
File=m4p
Kind=Protected AAC audio file
Size=4.8 MB
Bit Rate=128 kbps
Sample Rate=44.100 kHz
Volume=(-9.2 dB)
Profile=Low Complexity
Channels=Stereo
FairPlay Version=2
average beat length=0.915 seconds
Average Standard Tempo/Mean speed=65.6 beats per minute
Emotive category in meanspeed music theory=ceremony


Ian Schneider
James C.C. Manning
meanspeed music company
February 6, 2008

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February 4, 2008

The Psychology of Speed: American Idol's Paula Abdul & Randy Jackson - DANCE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW - All Numbers, Graphs, Video - Super Bowl XLII








Meanspeed Music Summary
Song Title="Dance Like There's No Tomorrow"
performer=Paula Abdul & Randy Jackson
composer=Johannes Joergensen, Dicky Klein, Shae Patrick Skinner, Edwin Serranoo, Jr., Eritza L. Laues
recording source=iTunes by Apple®
File Type=m4p
File Kind=Protectable AAC audio file
Bit Rate=128 kbps
Sample rate=44.100 kHz
Profile=Low Complexity
Channels=Stereo
FairPlay Version=2
Volume=(-10.1 dB)
genre according to iTunes®=Dance
Intellectual Property=© 2008 Concord Music group, Inc.
Beats Measured=3,360
complete time elapsed=1,708.37 seconds
Mean Time per Trial=170.84 seconds
Beats per Trial=336
average tempo=118.00 beats per minute
average beat Length=0.509 seconds
corresponding pitch=503.47 Hertz









Ian Schneider
meanspeed music company
February 4, 2008

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February 3, 2008

Meanspeed Music company predicts upset by the "NY" Giants over the "We Don't Cheat" Patriots. So let us all say with Neil Diamond TODAY!