January 29, 2008

"Mrs. Robinson" - Meanspeed Review of Cognitive Tempo of Paul Simon & Art Garfunkel, shows 2 Speeds, 100s of Rhythms - average tempo=183 1/3 bpm



Meanspeed Summary
song title="Mrs. Robinson"
performer=Simon & Garfunkel
composer=Paul Simon
Album=Simon & Garfunkel's Greatest Hits
Recording Source=iTunes® by Apple®
Download hardware=Apple® iBook G4
Intellectual Rights=SONY® MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT INC., 1972
File=m4p
Size=3.6 MB
Bit Rate=128 kbps
Sample Rate=44.100 kHz
Volume=(-7.9 dB)
Profile=Low Complexity
Channels=Stereo
FairPlay Version=2
Special Event=from Paul Simon's soundtrack for the film "The Graduate"
Beats Calibrated=4,128
Beats per trial=688
Total Time Elapsed=2,027.13 seconds
Mean Time per Trial=225.237 seconds
average beat length=0.327 seconds
Average Standard Tempo/Mean speed=183.3 beats per minute



I had the idea to calibrate this song while I was, excuse the phrase, sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon. I was, as mentioned in the song, literally 'going to a candidate's debate' with ubiquity in the mediasphere and the blogosphere - going full out, watching Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama make compelling cases for themselves. I was also thinking about the past, making it all rose-colored and great, as the brain has a way of releasing most pain memory.

This is a tricky song, in terms of rhythm. I propose on the top that the speed of the beat be counted with eighth notes rather than the usual quarter notes. Why is this 'tricky'? Because the rhythm works on two speed levels. The more driving, pronounced rhythm is the faster, hard driving "du du du du du du, du du du du du, du du du du"s [sp] which open up the vocal as beat. Behind the hard driving 183.3 beats per minute is the half speed quarter note rhythm section groove, where bass drum and snare drum notes are literally playing at half the speed of Paul Simon's twice-as-fast acoustic guitar and Garfunkel's similarly twice-as-fast "du du du du du du du du du du du du du du" [sp]s. Playing with the rhythm of the speed as the verse turns into the bridge and then the chorus - though one woman's bridge is another man's chorus! - Paul Simon was an innovator that was to be seen in the songs of the Police and the ground breaking percussion composition of drummer Stewart Copeland. Sting gets *complete* songwriting credit on some songs where Stewart's drum compositions are more important, or at least *as* important as the guitar playing as that of an Andy "Andrew" Summers.

I was curious as to what the song *meant* - because if I posted the lyrics and pointed to where each beat comes by number, I would be breaking the law in front of the cyberworld and beyond, so I do not do that. I am not beyond checking out the supposedly legal sites out these that get the clandestine "kevin" to send in the lyrics illegally, songmeanings.net illegally republishes them for profit, and laugh in Paul Simon's face. I'd love to see that team over there laugh to his *actual* face - then again, they don't seem the type that with whom Paul would spend any time talking.


The slideshow was prepared by Sophia St. John Newman - one of her finest!



Here are opinions taken, uh, used for educational purposes for, courtesy of the collective moral thinkers at songmeanings.net - sent to us by "pat" - so we, like, have no legal claim on any of the stuff pat sent us. It is interesting stuff, though! Thanks!

Used under the fair use doctrine, © 2008, songmeanings.net:
MRS. ROBINSON MEANS TO THESE 76 PEOPLE –

by SomthinCorporat on 05-01-2002 @ 12:03:37 AM
What does this song mean? I don't quite know. Did Mrs.Robinson do something bad? Who is she? And why do they talk about DiMaggio in the end?

by geirkbend on 05-01-2002 @ 08:50:58 PM
I don't really think it has any special meaning.
It was made for a movie,or at least used in the soundtrack. Maybe it's something with the theme in the movie? I don't know for sure

by spliphstar on 05-01-2002 @ 08:56:24 PM
this song is from the movie The Graduate, staring ann bancroft and dustin hoffman. long story short: guy meets girl, guy wants girl, girl engaged to other guy, so first guy has affair with girl's mother, Mrs. Robinson. Famous quote: "Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson?" it's a classic, and they are actually doing it on Broadway, but i'm not really interested in seeing kathleen turner naked.

by Bite Me on 05-13-2002 @ 12:34:23 PM
I hate the way they try to reference the Beatle song "I Am the Walrus" with "Coo coo ca-choo." It's supposed to be, "Goo goo g'joob," dammit!

by glamorous*sunrise on 05-17-2002 @ 01:07:25 PM
yeah, it's just about having an affair with a woman old enough to be your mom... i don't really understand all the details of the lyrics. the first part sounds like she's in some sort of institution (the files and the grounds), but the second part sounds like she's at home (the pantry and the sofa). i saw the movie three years ago and can't remember if the lines are specific to the film. the beatles reference is kind of lame, but simon and garfunkel are still one of my favorite "oldie" groups.

by radar3141 on 05-23-2002 @ 07:25:46 AM
this is of course about the grad. it was writen for it. but the part with DiMaggio is very clear. this song is all about the bad things people do and when they ask "where have you gone joe dimaggio?" they are not really asking for him, but rather for good values that he represented to america that seem to have been lost.

by midnightclown on 05-27-2002 @ 04:55:42 AM
This song isn't about the affair in the movie. Well, I guess it is, but it's more or less about Mrs. Robinson trying to live a life she can't. She still living as if she's young and carefree, and it's contrasted by mentioning what people her age may do, settle down, find religion, etc. Joe DiMaggio is both an example of former American value, but of that of her own generation. Joe DiMaggio and Mrs. Robinson are nearly the same age. He has retired by now, and faded from the spotlight, because he can't keep doing all the things he did as a youth(baseball), and because he no longer is there to be a role model for America's youth. But hey, that's just my opinion... and this is my brother's nickname. Oops...

by LeChatNoir on 07-02-2002 @ 04:40:49 PM
its about a lady in a mental institution....why else would one sroll the grounds...and its a secret that the robinsons have....she was crazy....MENTAL INSTITUTION!!!

by samanthas137 on 07-12-2002 @ 01:47:24 AM
The song can only be loosley fitted to the movie. This woman is in some kind of rehab center. either mental or alcohol (hide it). She is probably using alcohol to hide from growing old, and changing.

by eldermcguigan on 08-06-2002 @ 10:08:24 PM
Although I've never seen the movie, I am almost convinced that Mrs. Robinson is using marijuana or something.
"Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids"
I think perhaps it is two voices in her head along with what going on in the world. Therefore she's been commited.

by 5ra on 08-11-2002 @ 07:58:22 PM
and where does Jesus fit in?

by VikingLoki on 08-19-2002 @ 05:21:34 PM
This song is about the state of the nation in the late 60's. Ms. Robinson is an archetype of the generation that could no longer uphold the "perfectness" of the '50s no matter how good their intentions. (hence why Jesus loves you, there were lots of wrongs committed with the best of intentions) The entire older generation of the 60's was in a sort of institution, desperately trying to maintain an unmaintainable false image. Hide it from the kids, they'll rip off the covers and expose everything. Government is not helping, anyway you lose. Also, an excellent note from the movie: Notice how after they "succeeded" in toppling the establishment's expectations they sat in the back of the bus looking like they had no clue about what to do next? That was 60's youth, and that conflict with one side wrong and the other side confused and directionless is what this song is about.

by holtdiggity on 08-24-2002 @ 04:38:19 AM
VikingLoki is absolutly correct on what this song means. It is on the soundtrack for Forest Gump, and a lot of the lyrics relate to the time period and the heppenings in the movie.

by WhiteMagic on 03-15-2003 @ 03:15:29 AM
Great Movie and great song! If you havent seen "The Graduate" Go see it! I just saw it at school! It rocked!!!!

by HostileApostile21 on 03-17-2003 @ 10:14:47 PM
The Graduate is a great movie i must admit...and this song is great too

by MelissaOK on 03-23-2003 @ 04:48:31 AM
I don't think coo-coo-cachu was meant to be a beatle's reference- simon is too origional for that - and the whole song is for the graduate - but unlike what spliphstar said - ben (dustin hoffman) first has the affair with mrs robinson and then falls in love with her daughter, elaine. mrs robinson is angry and jealous so she tells elaine that ben raped her. elaine tries to break it off but ben starts stalking her - its really showing how crazy mrs robinson is - about the rape and trying to make her life better by ruining someone else's.

by Featherfeat on 01-29-1967 @ 10:50:52 AM
Yeah, its not a reference from the beatles, the songs were released pretty close. Google was no use in finding "coo coo ca-choo".

by StarryEyedTears on 04-17-2003 @ 06:58:45 PM
good call viking - the first logical thing i read there.. but for everyone who tried to relate it to the graduate - uh, the song was written way before the movie but it does apply completely and thats why it was used, they changed the name of the mother to Mrs. Robinson to fit with the song. they're trying to hide everything - the lost values of the 50's the new ideas of the 60's and the affair (this is a Robinsons AFFAIR) can later be applied to the movie.. however you look at it, its still a crazy good song..!

by Karl on 05-10-2003 @ 02:44:08 PM
Great song. Alright so I read it's from a movie, but still. The rather absurd thought struck me: could Mrs. Robinson be Helen Robinson, Tom Robinson (the wrongfully accused and executed man)'s wife from the book 'To kill a mockingbird' by Harper Lee? After all, "heaven holds a place for those who pray."

by DancesWithSheep5 on 06-21-2003 @ 08:34:17 AM
Actually, I read a bio of Simon and Garfunkel, and they were asked by the producers of The Graduate to make some songs for it.. one of the songs was "Mrs. Robinson," but an incomplete version.. the complete version you see here was released after The Graduate was out and successful..
"Mrs. Robinson" wasn't written directly to the movie.. but, if it makes any difference, it was at least meant to refer to the older woman--whose name is Mrs. Robinson--with whom Ben has an affair. It's a loveless affair.. Ben, a recent college grad who believes he has no future, is trying to search for meaning in the world and he has an affair with Mrs. Robinson because it gives him something to do. Mr. Robinson is Ben's father's business partner, and Ben's father pushes Ben to date the Robinsons' daughter Elaine, against the wishes of Mrs. Robinson. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and when Ben falls in love with Elaine, Mrs. Robinson unleashes her wrath...
In any case, I'm no expert... but the movie and the song are both brilliant. Scenes and ideas from The Graduate have been copied and remade in countless movies, television shows and other various productions; they say sometimes that all (or at least most) of the best ideas have already been taken

by regan_89 on 06-27-2003 @ 07:38:37 AM
no idea what this song means. dont really care (lol how ignorant) all i know is i love it! im only 16... so ive got no clue about the graduate or that era.. but yeh i still love this song

by talac_121 on 07-01-2003 @ 04:20:17 AM
lol. This song is actually about a woman--Mrs. Robinson--who has a drinking problem. The first lines,
"We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home"...deal with the meetings Mr.s Robinson has to attend at an rehab center. The other lines, like, "Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids"...talk about the drinking problem that Mr.s Robinson has and that she was forced into treatment because of her problem. At least, thats my take on it.

by sebastianquilt on 04-16-2004 @ 06:27:22 AM
Talac is right,
LISTEN TO ME PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This song is about a woman with a problem and is in an institution,. IT HAD NOTING TO DO WITH THE MOVIE THE GRADUTE , only that it appeared in it. It was written in 66' and Paul was asked if it could be used in The Graduate he redid it and said sure. THATS ALL!!! Listen to it!!!
Also, from Pauls MOUTH-- "Joe Dimaggio? Well I put that there because since she is a bit crazy I thought why not have her blurt out something COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT to anything."
K FOLKS!!! And it makes sense because the line after that is
"What's that ya say Mrs. Robinson, joltin Joe has left and gone away! HEY HEY HEY!! HEY HEY HEY!
ALSo, Paul was not trying to mimic Lennon in I am the Walrus! He is too original for that like someone pointed out!.
THANK YOU! NO MORE COMMENTS HERE PLEASEE!!!!!

by LittleBriddie on 04-17-2004 @ 09:45:06 PM
sebastianguilt, just because you think you have discovered "the truth" about this song does not mean that the rest of us cannot post here. After all, the question is "What does this song mean TO YOU?" The song may not have been written for "The Graduate", but it was reformulated for it, so there is nothing wrong with trying to draw connections between the two. To me, though, this song is brilliant in its ability to get people happy and singing when the lyrics are quite dark. If the song is about being in an institution, then the first verse ("We'd like to help you learn to help yourself") is quite mocking of the methods use to help people overcome problems, whether pertaining to alcohol, drug, or mental instability. In the same vein, the references to Jesus and Heaven are also sarcastic, poking fun at the institutions in this country that are supposed to help people, but instead are often corrupt and unhelpful. Finally, the references to "hiding" something is metaphorical, refering to keeping secrets rather than drugs or alcohol in the house. Simon suggests putting "it in your pantry with your cupcakes" as a riff on the people who pretend to be good and holy but who are only hiding behind the facade. It's about being someone you aren't and not being honest. I love this song. It's beautiful and timeless.

by ctxcolormoniter on 05-04-2004 @ 05:25:10 PM
Truth - My grandma is the original 'Mrs. Robinson' mentioned in this song, it about her...actually, that is not true, i just said it to hack off sebastianguilt. I have no idea what this song is about.

by terrel on 07-02-2004 @ 08:46:09 PM
you know the lemonheads dont this song aswell?

by WillyWiluhps on 10-03-2004 @ 06:10:38 AM
Aren't they going to remake the movie? I heard that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were going to do it, but I could be wrong.

by yamahasixstring on 10-24-2004 @ 07:36:16 PM
Ok in response to Sebastian whatever, the song is about the movie. Paul Simon actually wrote all the music for the film, and this was the only song specifically written for it. It wasn't so much about the film as about the culture of the subjects. It was simply meant, as was the film, to reflect the youth culture of the late 60's. Don't let the fact that Paul Simon wrote the song for The Graduate take away from it though, its still a great song.

by JeffKaos71 on 11-25-2004 @ 12:30:06 AM
I have heard Paul say in an interview that when he was writing this song he really wanted to use Mickey Mantle in the lyrics not Joe Dimaggio. He said that Mickey Mantle was who he grew up with rooting for and he was a HUGE Mantle fan. but it didn't fit as well as Joe Dimagio because of the amount of syllables. "where have you gone Mickey Mantle" just doesn;t sound right.

He said this in an interview right after Joe Dimaggio died 5 years ago so he wasn't kidding around either.

by JeffKaos71 on 11-25-2004 @ 12:33:01 AM
Dimaggio was a little miffed when he heard this, since he was still very much alive even though he retired from baseball in 1951

by RestingPlace on 12-15-2004 @ 11:29:26 PM
If you read the insert of the movie 'The Graduate' you will find that Mr. Simon had been writing a song entitled 'Mrs. Roosevelt' (pardon any misspellings) a as a social commentary regarding life and times in his era. He was apporached about the movie and adapted 'Mrs. Roosevelt' to the picture, renaming it 'Mrs. Robinson'. Therefore, I think i t is a mixture between the social commentary Mr. Simon was shooting for and 'The Graduate'.

by leillar on 12-20-2004 @ 06:38:48 AM
The part beginning "We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files" seems out of place... I suspect along the theme of old age/values, they are talking about a nursing home. Thinking it's some sort of mental asylum or AA meeting, doesn't seem quite justified in relation to the rest of the song.

by fantomfathom on 12-31-2004 @ 04:22:37 PM
it's just a good song

by GrungyBeatle on 01-06-2005 @ 05:20:50 AM
Somehow I think this song is about a Nun preaching to "Mrs. Robinson" saying "Jesus loves you more than you will know..." at a convalescent home. Hence the line: "Heaven holds a place for those who pray" and "we'd like to know a little about you for our files" might denote that Mrs. Robinson is in the process of becoming a Nun also. The "Robinsons affair" must mean she's hiding something that wouldn't be allowed, I don't know maybe a drug. Oh my gosh, this sounds alot like the movie Girl Interuppted. How crazy?...

by zippygetshigh on 02-02-2005 @ 05:20:02 PM
wow all your comments are really interesting i never knew it could be about an alcholic woman bla bla bla. i do get the image of a desperate woman when i hear it kinda going through a 'no one will love me now im 50' mid life crises. Its really really good i didnt realise how good it was until i listened to it the other day on vinyl and i hadnt heard it for AGES :D oh and the lemonheads version is really good too well i like it anyway

by A Lack Of Color on 03-15-2005 @ 02:46:26 AM
I think the jesus thing comes with the familiarity of a housewive.
Maybe a cross necklace that she wears.
"Hide it in your pantry"
"it" could be the affair itself. Once again painting the awesome image of a milf

by Final straw on 03-24-2005 @ 05:17:26 PM
This song is sooooo good. Its about a woman who has an affair with a young man and no1 knws. "most of all youv got 2 hde it from the kids".
From the film the graduate and if u have seen american pie u will hear that some one has covered it and it is played wen stifllers mom gets with finch.

by green_day_FREAK on 04-03-2005 @ 10:55:27 PM
RestinPlace said something right : the song was originally named "Mr. Roosevelt" and was about Theodore Roosevelt...but i don't know about the rest...

it's a great song...i have the "Live in Central Park" version (the whole CD...) it's very good...

by The Hollow Soul on 04-18-2005 @ 10:15:42 AM
The Jesus part infers she doesn't need to kill herself over what she had done (whatever it is)

by starangel on 05-08-2005 @ 10:12:06 AM
It was originally going to be called Mrs. Roosevelt, but Mike Nichols asked Pul to change it for the movie so he did.
Besides that, it's easy to draw paralells between the song and movie. In the movie, mrs. Robinson is growing older (Trivia: She's actually only 5 years older than Hoffman!) and unstable. She wants to be young, so she instigates an affair with a son of her friend's.
Now the Mrs. Robinson in the movie is obviously questionable mentally and seems to have a problem with drink, and I think if you read the lyrics over with this in mind, you may come to the conclusion that she is in a Mental Institution or a Rehabilitation Centre. I did, and I think I'm pretty close to the truth.
The DiMaggio reference in my mind means Mrs Robinson (possibly while under prescribed drugs) is calling out from a hospital bed, 'Where have you gone Joe Di Maggio, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you' as a symbol of what is good in America, and as a symbol of my generation. THe nurse is trying to comfort her and tells her that Joltin' Joe has left and gone away, and the hey-hey-hey's are tying to comfort Mrs. R when she gets upset at this news.
Just a theory of course, anyone got any other thoughts (besides the obnoxious sebastianguilt)?
By the way, regan89, I know you're only 16 so the Graduate was before your time, but hey, I'm 14 and I loved it! I recommend you give it a try.

by sparticus150 on 05-29-2005 @ 06:19:38 AM
ur all wrong. this song refers to the JFk administartation. JFK could be both our best and wrst president. rumors of his affair with marylin monroe. "most of all u have to hide it from the kids" refers to this. also joe dimaggio was one of marylin monroes husbands. JFK then had marilyn monroe killd, when his reputation was at stake.

by gabirox on 06-13-2005 @ 07:09:36 PM
Whenever I hear this I thought of a lady at a drug rehab center...though, this song comes before the Graduate right? Because the whole: "Put it in the pantry with your cupcakes" doesn't really fit...unless, "it" is the affair. I think the rehab idea fits better.

by padrino on 07-20-2005 @ 08:43:09 PM
I've seen The Graduate and get all the tie-ins, but sparticus150 made an interesting reference. What if Mrs. Robinson is really referring to Marylin Monroe? I doubt that's the meaning, but it does make for an interesting comparison when you re-read the lyrics with Marylin in mind. She was someone that was adored by many but had her demons.

by Mashleh on 07-21-2005 @ 09:31:45 PM
I think it is social commentary. It is intertextual and it was also added to, to suit the movie the Graduate. It is about journey and how 'Mrs Robinison" deals with her journey... it could mean marilyn munroe and JFK, Marilyn got her slef into some hot water when she got involved wiht the kennedy's whether or not they had her assasinated is speculation, but they definately thought she was getting too close for comfort...

by famous_one on 07-22-2005 @ 06:56:53 PM
lol WillyWiluhps, i hope you said that to be funny cuz it was like flippoin hilarious :)

what i think this song means a bunch of different things at once...like different parts mean different things & everyone has basically posted all i was thinking about so yeah. great but kind of disturbing song.

by findsomepeace on 08-12-2005 @ 10:53:13 PM
i always thought she was an alcoholic or something "Hide it in a hiding place...you've got to hide it from the kids."

by ChildInTime on 08-15-2005 @ 01:39:38 PM
Love the intro of this song; it's so magical, with the acoustic guitar and when simon & garfunkel go 'ti ti ti to to to'.
Lovely !
This song makes me calm down.
O yeah, S & G sing this song wonderfully !! Their voices are so sweet !

by SaveFerris on 12-13-2005 @ 02:22:02 AM
i still think it's about the movie.
i'm watching it right now for the billionth time.
:)

by IDs_Ego on 01-12-2006 @ 10:53:13 PM
I've heard that the original title was "Mrs. Roosevelt", -as in First Lady Elanor Roosevelt, wife of President Franklin D Roosevelt. The lyrics like "Going to the candidates' debate" make a lot more sense that way. The second stanza could be referring to moving into the White House, and the "it's a little secret / hide it from the kids" could refer FDR's long-term affair with his mistress, (in fact, he died with her, not Elanor) which was kept from the general public.

Baseball hero Joe DiMaggio came a full decade later, I don't see any connection to the Roosevelt part, but maybe Simon was referring to a loss of innocence. Maybe the original lines were different? But this song seems a little more coherent when you lookat it as a song to Elanor Roosevelt.

by Acey_Dearest on 01-23-2006 @ 02:32:29 AM
I remember reading somewhere that Joe DiMaggio was always annoyed by the song, something to the effect of "Why are they mentioning me?" and he never understood it.

Woman has affair, woman tries to hide it, and the singer mocks.


by wennabee on 02-01-2006 @ 01:54:22 PM
Blimey, this one stirred up a few thoughts didn't it! In the film 'The Graduate,' the song doesn't appear in its entirety. They actually sing 'stand up tall Mrs Robinson, god in heaven smiles on those who pray.' I think that is a beautiful piece of verse.
The Graduate is definitely in my all time top ten.

by ramonesrokmysox on 02-06-2006 @ 03:16:17 AM
every1 relates this song to the graduate well it was redone 4 tha graduate but its real meaning is about marlyn monroe she has a drinking problem cheks into a rehabilitation center under the name mrs. robinson the part that say she has to hide it from the kids obiously means she has to hide the alchol and y do they mention joe u ask?well apparently marlyn wouldnt talk so duh the media turned to her husband at that time "where have u gone joe demagio our nation turns its lonly eyes 2 u" that would b the real meaning enough crap about the graduate

by ramonesrokmysox on 02-06-2006 @ 03:18:35 AM
o and wen it says...What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

he left her because of tha drinkin problem

by IDs_Ego on 02-08-2006 @ 10:16:56 PM
I mentioned that "Mrs. Robinson" was originally intended to be titled "Mrs Roosevelt", as in First Lady Elanor. In this day and age, Joe Di is best known for dating Marylyn Mnoroe and hawking Mr. Coffee in the 70's. However, he also had a legendary hitting streak in 1941, putting him right smack into the Roosevelt era. But he didn't exactly "leave and go away" after that, of course.

by hearts2ashes on 03-12-2006 @ 04:20:51 PM
this song is such a sarcastic social commentry. i love it. it's def abt a time in the past where everyone tried to be clean and perfect, but in reality, they were just as fucked up, they just hid it well.

"Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes" - best line. like i said, i love the sarcasm

by archietdb on 03-22-2006 @ 07:30:40 PM
Damn it people!! Can't you see? Agreed with others that it is not about the graduate, it is however not about a loon or a drunk. Paul Simon originately wrote it about "Mrs. Roosevelt." (FACT) He changed it to "Mrs. Robinson" for the movie. He may have written this about Eleanor Roosevelt. Some of the lyrics support this such as "We'd like to help you learn to help yourself. Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes " and "Going to the candidates debate." - Roosevelt was a female rights and black rights activist, always helping everyone but herself during the Great Depression.
As with the reference to Dimaggio - he was a reference to the stars gone by - he had finished his baseball carreer.
Amazing song though! Ageless!

by queenofhearts on 03-29-2006 @ 06:59:00 PM
This song was originally called Mrs Roosevelt and was written about Eleanor Roosevelt but they changed it to Mrs Robinson for The Graduate. It really isn't about the film at all.

by queenofhearts on 03-29-2006 @ 07:13:12 PM
Oh and Joe DiMaggio is a metaphor for better times. It takes place in the 30s and 40s when the depression and world war two hit so they're saying "where did the good times go", the good times being the 1920s.

by queenofhearts on 03-29-2006 @ 07:15:07 PM
Both of the about facts are true and not speculation. The Mrs Roosevelt thing is from Jeopardy and Simon and Garfunkel explained the Joe Dimaggio thing on their own because he was confused by it.

by blasphemy on 06-11-2006 @ 08:17:43 AM
I'm not entirely sure about the meaning of this song, but it sounds to me like they are talking about alcoholism or drug use and going to rehab.

by Deladeus on 06-27-2006 @ 06:43:26 PM
I'm not quite sure what I think about the lyrics of this song. I am caught between thinking it's about some kind of addiction and thinking that its a metaphor for the lost innocence of the '50's. It fits both ways. Whichever idea you stand by you have to admit, it's a great song.

by PEACE maker on 07-04-2006 @ 05:52:23 AM
mrs robinson was and older woman that seduced younger college men in an old movie called the graduate or something like that. i love this song it is deffinatly one of my all time favs. AUG 4th is mrs. robinson day.

by mryjane on 07-29-2006 @ 08:12:01 PM
This is only an opinion, but the meaning that I have extracted from this song is that Mrs. Robinson has a family, she has had an affair with someone a lot younger than her. she gets around in search of her lost youth her want to feel younger. She needs forgiveness (Jesus loves you more than you will know / heaven holds a place for those who pray)
Her husband is aware of what is going on, but realizes that she needs some help (just the robinsons affair /most of all you have to keep it from the kids) Mrs. Robinson is a very confused woman with a lot of secrets(hide it in your pantry with your cupcakes)

Just my opinion......everyone is entitled to theirs :)

by Prisoner.I.Was on 09-04-2006 @ 03:17:34 PM
This song was actually called 'Mrs Roosevelt' but they changed it for the movie, hence why this is about being a mental institution.

by AnInvertedLove on 09-24-2006 @ 01:22:38 PM
I'm going with the social commentary interpretation of the song. It just doesn't really fit too well with the Graduate or with some addiction problem for me. The Joe DiMaggio thing works much better as a metaphor for the picture perfect facade covering (or predating) the tumultuous reality.

by spicer1629 on 10-03-2006 @ 12:05:31 AM
Prisoner: yes this song was originally called Mrs Roosevelt, but only because it was actually written about Eleanor Roosevelt, but when the final version was recorded, it was changed to Mrs. Robinson to fit with the movie The Graduate. As for Joe DiMaggio: His name was used simply because it fit better than any other name (it had the correct number of syllables). Those lines were used to exemplify how the media alters and misrepresents how we percieve our heroes, especially since at the time presidential scandals appeared in the news quite often (a reference back to Eleanor Roosevelt, who is (in case you didn't know) the wife of president Franklin D. Roosevelt). This song doesn't actually have anything to do with the movie, other than the fact that it appeared in it.

by tranquilasadove on 10-18-2006 @ 08:26:12 AM
I'm not really sure what to say about the song being about Mrs. Roosevelt. In it's own cotext, the song seems to be about the loss of innocence of the post-war traditions to the unstable times of the 1960's. Joe Di Maggio represents the older, more wholesome times after World War II while Mrs. Robinson is an example of how the traditions have been perverted and ruined. For instance, rather than being a faithful wife and mother, she's had an affair. Another instance of this is how she seems to not have an interest in Jesus and just what could be called "common decency".

It's a great song though. Really sums up the state of things. Quite insightful.

by Aikidog on 10-30-2006 @ 07:45:09 AM
I think even if this song was written about a Mrs. Roosevelt it still works very well.

You see if you remember in the movie, the guy and the girl escape on the bus. That was it. Now imagine for instance if they got married. Ol' Mrs. Robinson would have gone nuts. The kids they mention in the song are not HER kids but her grandkids, who can never be told why Grandma is in mental institution. If you read it like that it makes PERFECT sense. Its sort of like a "what happened later" type of song................

by alwaysanole on 11-01-2006 @ 04:04:46 PM
I find it ironic they refer to Joe Dimaggio for his "good values" considering it is well documented that he beat the shit out of Marylin Monroe on a regular basis.

by SnwBorder52 on 02-09-2007 @ 07:55:45 AM
The song is about an elder lady entering into a retirement home, not a mental institution. She isn't crazy, just old.

Thats the literal meaning of it, if you want metaphorical, go with Vikingloki's explanation.

by AntBMSU on 02-20-2007 @ 08:18:10 PM
Thats exactly right. Have you guys actually listened to Bookends?

by Shelza on 02-23-2007 @ 02:34:29 PM
This is my theme song....I love it!!! It really has no meaning to it except the pact that it is a great song.

by peaceandcandyfloss on 04-20-2007 @ 05:05:10 PM
hmmm i watched this documentary that the director of the graduate spoke in...
basically he said they asked paul simon to write the lyrics but he only wrote the chorus at that time. the director (Mike Nichols) then told Paul Simon he should write the rest of it for commercial reasons but for some reason he had doubts about it and didn't. then when the movie came out he saw that it had made a huge hit and wrote the rest of the song, making it a big hit too... and if you don't believe me go out and find the dvd of the graduate. its on the special features...
and its not about marijuanna! or drugs!
and its not making a reference to the Beatles song!
hmm i think its just generally about Mrs Robinson being trapped in a situation, not being able to connect with anyone and so, on a level, is a bit insane...

by peaceandcandyfloss on 04-20-2007 @ 05:14:42 PM
it was originally a song called mrs roosevelt. paul simon had started working on it and sort of threw it out/put it aside and when he was under pressure to write a song for mike nichols, art garfunkel remebered mrs roosevelt and so they changed it to mrs robinson and only used the chorus. as i said before...

by askhams on 05-14-2007 @ 03:03:38 AM
I think there are two threads running through song. SOme about Mrs. Robinson, and some about MR Hoffmans character. 'We like to know a little about you for our files','going to the candidates debate', 'take a strole around the grounds'. Thats all about his first week at university. Graduate, uni, it does exactly what it says on the tin!


by supersonicemt on 10-18-2007 @ 03:49:39 PM
TO me this song is talking about back then, when Prayer was on the verge of being not allowed in schools. Mrs Robinson is secretly praying, and she can't tell "the kids" (her students) because they might tlel on her - and basically that6 God is going to bless her for going against the flow and praying.

by heartinakiln on 10-29-2007 @ 10:00:15 PM
it is about mrs roosevelt.
"Going to the candidates debate"
what else could that refer to?

"Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home"
the white house grounds maybe?

it may have other meaning though as well. but that's what it always strikes me as being about. i think someone told paul simon to change the lyric from roosevelt to robinson somewhere before it was made, and he did.

by [music is life] on 11-13-2007 @ 08:17:22 PM
i know i'm about three & a half years too late in saying this, but sebastianguilt, come on...
i agree with Little Briddie - "what does this song mean to -you-"? i'm sure you're very happy that you're the first person who's uncovered the real meaning behind this song, but your self-congratulation is neither wanted nor needed here, thank you. a little less of the "THANK YOU! NO MORE COMMENTS HERE PLEASEE!!!!!" would be appreciated :).
but anyway! Mrs. Robinson. what an interesting song! it's so chirpy and has such lovely harmonies but i'd only really thought about the more sinister meaning today, anI i've been listening to S & G since i was very small! i think it is about not being truthful to yourself and hiding behind a facade rather than drugs or alcohol problems but i think the mental institute idea is interesting. more thoughts please!

by candyluna on 11-30-2007 @ 01:20:12 AM
WELL...what have the artist said about the song?

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January 23, 2008

Eric Forrester, as Robert Palmer (1949-2003) "had to face it" - Donna Logan is "Addicted To Love" - Speed of Lust on the Bold and the Beautiful


The life he knows is making clothes, love and more love for his friends, family and most importantly for the beatific excellence of the world: character Eric Forrester, played by John "Eyebrows" McCook.


The life she knows is as the runt of the litter of the Bold and The Beautiful's Logan family - always the sexy bridesmaid, sometimes she sleeps with the groom, but never as the bride: character Donna Logan, played by Jennifer Gareis, born and raised in New York and indeed a former MISS NEW YORK.


Just who is Eric Forrester?

Since 1987, he has played the role of Eric Forrester on The Bold and the Beautiful. From 1975 to 1980, he portrayed the character of Lance Prentiss on The Young and the Restless. In addition, he has appeared as a guest in episodes on dozens of primetime series. B&B co-star Winsor Harmon once starred with McCook on an episode of Acapulco H.E.A.T. filmed in Mexico.[1] Harmon told Soap Opera Digest about their guest stint on H.E.A.T.:

"I hung out with John McCook the whole time and I kept watching all these people from other countries asking for his autograph. I'm thinking to myself, 'Who the hell is this guy?' So one night, we were drinking Coronas and I asked him why he had so many fans and he explained how B&B was so popular around the world. I had no idea. The more he talked about it, the more I was thinking, 'I want to be on that show.'... The first time I drove into the parking lot, there was John, just pointing at me and laughing. He asked what I was doing here and I told him that I was Thorne. That's when he told me that he was going to be playing my dad. That was just too wild."[2]







All about Eric - from the world's best encyclopedia, the People's Free Encyclopedia, wikipedia.org -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Forrester

Eric Forrester, Sr. is a fictional character on CBS soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful. Eric has been played by John McCook since the show's beginning in 1987. He made brief guest appearances on The Young and the Restless in 2005.

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Eric and his on-and-off wife Stephanie (Susan Flannery) are co-founders of the Los Angeles-based fashion house Forrester Creations. They have three living children: Kristen (Tracy Lindsey Melchior), Thorne (Winsor Harmon), and Felicia (Lesli Kay). Stephanie initially hid the truth from Eric about a fourth child, Angela, being alive. Angela was born microcephalic and remained comatose. She was kept a secret to spare Eric the pain who believed she had died at birth. At some point in time, Angela had died due to her condition, and the woman they knew as "Angela"--con artist Deveny Dixon--and Angela's doctor were soon exposed for extorting money from Stephanie for Angela's care. It was revealed in 2001 that Ridge (Ronn Moss), who Eric believed to be his son, was fathered by Massimo Marone. Eric also has two children, Rick (Kyle Lowder) and Bridget (Ashley Jones), from his first marriage to Brooke Logan (Katherine Kelly Lang). He has a brother named John who was never seen on the show, but John's ex-wife Maggie (Barbara Crampton) and their daughter Jessica (Maitland Ward) formerly lived in L.A.

Eric is largely devoted to his family. While Stephanie makes a mark on the family by meddling in her children's lives, Eric takes a calm, comforting approach. However, Eric has been known to sink to acts of crime to protect his family: in 2001, Eric deliberately attempted to run down Deacon Sharpe (Sean Kanan) on the road after learning of his engagement to Bridget (then played by Jennifer Finnigan). Years later, he shot Deacon after finding Bridget in his bed. He is also guilty of, for over forty years, hiding Stephanie's trust document, which named her as sole owner of Forrester creations. Upon learning of her husband's deception, Stephanie took over the company, but soon re-hired Eric as head designer.

[edit] His Love/Hate relationship with Stephanie

Eric's love/hate relationship with his wife, Stephanie, is also a major part of the storyline. Eric and Stephanie have been through two divorces and have split many times over the years, but always seem to come back together. As well as Stephanie and Brooke, Eric has also been married to Sheila Carter (Kimberlin Brown), and had brief flings with Lauren Fenmore (Tracey E. Bregman), and Jackie Marone (Lesley-Anne Down). He also become somewhat smitten with Stephanie's sister, Pamela Douglas (Alley Mills), when she helped take care of the mansion when Stephanie was visiting their mother, Ann (Betty White).

He has also taken a flirtatious interest in Donna Logan (Jennifer Gareis) after discovering that Stephanie had been somewhat responsible for the rape of Donna's sister, Brooke. This was the last straw as he told Donna, Brooke and Katie, that their family will not be harassed by Stephanie again, which could presume that he is planning to once again, divorce Stephanie. Eric, with Donna's help, is trying to get Forrester Creations back once again, Nick offers the company to Eric once again, on the condition that he divorces Stephanie; a condition that Eric agreed with and accepted, so he will retain his company once again, and in the end divorces Stephanie.

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[edit] Stephanie Douglas

No matter what happens, no matter what affair Eric has, he and Stephanie always end up together. They first met in college, Eric was with Beth Logan, Stephanie fell pregnant and Eric left Beth and married Stephanie in 1958, little did he and even Stephanie know that the baby She was carrying was really the child of Massimo Marone and not Eric. Stephanie gave birth to Ridge and later more: Kristen, Thorne, Felicia and Angela (all Eric's children). In 1988, Eric asked Stephanie to grant him a divorce as he wanted to be with Beth Logan, Stephanie reluctantly agreed but hired an old friend to hire Stephen Logan for a job in Paris, which separated Eric and Beth with him remaining with Stephanie. Eric suspected Stephanie of cheating on him as she always made visits, Stephanie was forced to tell Eric that their daughter Angela did not really die in childbirth but was microcephalic, she said she didn't tell Eric as she didn't want him to suffer.

In 1990, Eric, who had been consoling a heart broken Brooke after Ridge left her, fell in love with Brooke and engaged in an affair with her, when Stephanie finally discovered, she refused Eric a divorce. However Stephanie finally allowed it after Eric Forrester jr. was born. Eric and Stephanie grew closer when she lost her memory due to a stroke but even when she regained it she still pretended she had lost it, but Eric still remained with Brooke.

Massimo Marone returned and tried to have his way with Stephanie (who by this time had remarried Eric) but when Ridge had an accident and needed blood, Eric was not a match, Stephanie now knew that Massimo was the biological father of Ridge, leaving Eric devastated, Stephanie and Eric later reunited after Taylor's "death". After Stephanie faked her heart attack, Eric divorced her in favor of Brooke Forrester but Stephanie then found documents in the safe that gave her complete control over all of Forrester creations. Stephanie discovered that Eric knew all along and fired him from Forrester Creations, but later re hired him, giving him an office in the basement. Felicia returned and informed her parents that the cancer had returned, she asked for Stephanie and Eric to marry, they agreed they would and would divorce after her death but they stayed together and now Eric is disgusted in Stephanie for her part in Brooke's rape, but now she is trying to make amends and Eric has even got Forrester Creations back but has been having an affair with Donna Logan, he is torn between the two but is being pushed towards Donna due to Stephanie's actions.

Eric and Stephanie have quite a lot of grand children: Thomas Forrester (Ridge & Taylor), Steffy Forrester (Ridge & Taylor), Phoebe Forrester (Ridge & Taylor), R.J. Forrester (Ridge & Brooke), Alexandria Forrester (Thorne & Darla), Dominick Damiano "Dino" (Felicia & Dante).

[edit] Affair with Brooke Logan

After Caroline and Ridge got together, Brooke Logan was left heart broken, so her mother Beth Logan asked Eric to look after her which he did happily. One time, Thorne discovered of Stephanie's meddling in the past and discovered that she had offered Stephan Logan a job in Paris to divert Beth (Eric's first love) away from Eric, Eric was disgusted by Stephanie's behaviour. Eric tired of his wife's controlling antics and then turned to Brooke for support, during a dinner date, they poured their feelings out for each other and shared a passionate kiss, Eric went back home where he told Stephanie that he wanted a divorce. Eric and Brooke later ended up in bed together at Big Bear, Thorne eventually discovered the affair and told Stephanie. Brooke eventually found out that she was pregnant, with Eric's child but was heart broken when she heard that he was going to make another go at his marriage with Stephanie. Eric soon learned that Brooke had left for Paris and was thinking about having an abortion as she was pregnant, he got there just in time to stop the operation and their love was stronger than ever, with Eric soon proposing and Brooke accepting. Stephanie agreed to the divorce, soon after Brooke gave birth to Eric Forrester Jr. Ridge tried to tempt Brooke to go back to him but her love for Eric was too strong and she and Eric soon married. Stephanie later suffered a stroke and lost her memory for a while and pretended she still did to have Eric all to herself, Brooke became frustrated and neglected by Eric and ended up sleeping with Ridge on the lab floor and told Eric that she was in love with Ridge. Eric told her that if she stayed with him for two months than he would give her a divorce, (as he thought Ridge would tire of waiting) Eric saved baby Eric's life and Ridge didn't want to break up their family unit, but soon after Eric and his younger wife divorced.

There was more confusion later when Brooke fell pregnant again, and the paternity of the child was uncertain as Brooke had slept with Eric, was it Eric? Or Ridge? A DNA test was taken, however scheming Sheila Carter (Eric's lover) switched Eric's blood with Ridge's blood and the results showed that Ridge was the father but it was later realised that Eric was the father of baby Bridget.

In 2005, after divorcing Stephanie, Eric returned to his true love, Brooke Forrester. Eric and Brooke were keen to marry and married very soon after his divorce in one way to stop Bridget from thinking that Brooke would go with Nick, together, Eric and Brooke became the CEO's of FC, Eric and Brooke fired Stephanie, then Stephanie discovered the trust and Eric and Brooke were fired by Stephanie but then re-hired as designers and given a basement office, they schemed to strip Stephanie of FC but failed, soon after Eric and Brooke decided on a speedy divorce.

[edit] Marriage to Sheila Carter

Sheila got to Eric when he was at his weakest, his emotions were flying about after he lost the true woman he loved, Sheila realised how damaged Eric's marriage to Brooke was when she baby sitted for Eric jr. Sheila lusted away after Eric and finally got her man when Eric finally gave in whilst in his vulnerable state but Eric was determined to stay married to Brooke as there was a chance of a reconcile if Brooke's child was his. Sheila couldn't risk Brooke taking Eric back and so switched Eric's blood with Ridge's in the DNA test, the results showed Ridge was the Father and Eric was left at his lowest as Brooke was not willing to make another go of things and so he proposed to Sheila and she accepted. With Eric's family disliking her and Lauren Fenmore coming to LA to reveal Sheila's criminal past, things weren't so easy and she even had a nigtmare where Lauren exposed her for what she really was fo what she really was. However she did marry Eric and became Mrs. Sheila Forrester. Later Eric wanted a divorce and admitted to Sheila that he was still in love with Brooke, Eric later presented her with a divorce petition, chucked her out of the house and fired her. Lauren told Eric of Sheila's crooked past in Genoa City, Sheila arranged for a meeting at the Forrester mansion, with Stephanie, Eric, Ridge, Brooke, Lauren and James and held them at gun point, she tried to shoot Stephanie but after failing swallows poison. Sheila survives and is admitted to an institution for the criminally insane where Eric finally got her to sign to divorce papers.

[edit] Lauren Fenmore

Lauren Fenmore and Eric started having a relashionship when she moved to LA, however Lauren felt guilty as Stephanie and Eric planned to re marry so Lauren, out of guilt ended their relashionship. However Sally Spectra discovered the fling and then slipped a picture of Lauren and Eric in bed together in the bible at the wedding after the wedding was called off, Lauren and Eric then flew back to LA but the plane crashed on the way and they were taken in by a crazy maniac called Rush, he was eventually killed, then Lauren and Eric returned to LA but their fling soon died out.

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Eric started to cheat on Stephanie when he learned that she was behind the rape of his ex-wife Brooke Logan, Eric felt partially responsible for Stephanie's part in the rape, Donna Logan (the ex-fiancée of his son, Thorne) assured Eric that it wasn't his fault, and they soon became close. Donna stayed at the Forrester mansion one night and swam in the pool naked, after a long discussion, she and Eric kissed passionately, Eric later shed some thought for his marriage and asked Donna to leave, when Eric later went to bed, he found Donna next to him, and they slept together. Donna later encouraged Eric to go to Nick and try to get his company back from Nick, when she accompanied him to Forrester Creations, Nick agreed to sell back the company to him if he divorced Stephanie, Eric was reluctant, but Donna convinced him to sign the papers and reminded him of Stephanie's bad treatment of him and how he could start afresh. Donna and Eric were later caught in the act by Thorne who fumed at Donna, Eric was still adamant that he was staying with Donna. Stephanie has since returned and has shown her remorse for her actions, but Eric is torn between who he loves, his wife or his mistress. After Stephanie said sorry to Brooke, she went to Forrester Creations and talked to Eric about their marriage, she realized that his new suit and new hair style meant that Eric was having an affair. Eric claimed that his lover made him feel great and useful, Stephanie suspected Jackie Marone who had constantly tried to steal Eric away, but then Donna stepped into the room to inform Eric about his catalogue, Stephanie asked her to leave, but Eric asked her to stay and took her into his arms, Stephanie soon realized who the secret mistress was. Despite Stephanie's brazen attempts to sabotage his relationship, (she is aided and abetted in this by Thorne and Felicia) Eric means to make it work with Donna. Stephanie convinced Thorne and Felicia to lock Donna, wearing the showstopper gown, in a steam room at Forrester. Despite the worn look, Donna still had Eric's support; and comforted her after Jake Maclaine, who was now working at Forrester, rescued her. Moments later, Stephanie was shot.

Just who is Donna Logan? Again, we turn to the 'Pedia -

Donna Logan

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Donna Logan
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Jennifer Gareis as Donna Logan (2008)
The Bold and the Beautiful
Portrayed by Carrie Mitchum
(1987 - 1991, 1994, 1995, 1996, 2001)
Jennifer Gareis
(2006 - )
First appearance Episode 1
March 23, 1987
Created by William J. Bell
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Gender Female
Date of birth 1969
Occupation Model at Forrester Creations
Residence The Logan Mansion
200 N. Beston Place
Los Angeles, California

Donna Logan is a fictional character on CBS soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful. The character was played by Carrie Mitchum on a contract basis from 1987 to 1991 and made guest appearances in 1994, 1995, 1996 and 2001. As of July 20, 2006, the character has been played by Jennifer Gareis on contract status.

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Donna was concerned about her younger sister Katie (then played by Nancy Sloan, now Heather Tom), who had low self esteem due to excessive acne, and convinced Donna's classmate, Rocco Carner (Bryan Genesse), to date her. Rocco was attracted to Donna, but she was already involved with Mark Mallory (Michael Phillip) and was residing with him. When Donna realised Mark wasn't right for her, she kicked him out of her life, but she and Rocco were never able to make a go of their relationship. Donna was hired to model for Tommy Bayland (Tim Choate), who referred her to agent Nick Preston, who convinced Donna to pose nude for a magazine in Europe. Bill Spencer saw the photos and published them in a US magazine, leading Donna to join forces with Nick and Rocco to take nude pictures of Bill to publish in his own magazines. Donna eventually confessed to what she did to Bill and asked Bill to transfer her father Stephen (Robert Pine), who worked for Bill's company, back to Los Angeles from Paris, but Stephanie Forrester (Susan Flannery) opposed that idea. After a failed relationship with Thorne Forrester (then played by Jeff Trachta), Donna left Los Angeles for San Francisco, and returned for special occasions.

Donna returned to LA in 2006, and immediately began trying to persuade her sister Brooke (Katherine Kelly Lang) (who had now married Nick, played by Jack Wagner) to take Ridge (Ronn Moss) back, reminding her of how long she had fought to keep him. When Donna was unsuccessful in convincing her sister to return to Ridge, she went after him herself. This eventually failed, when she realized that Brooke and Ridge would always be connected.

She allied herself with Nick, especially after witnessing an argument between Stephanie and Nick's mother, Jackie (Lesley-Anne Down) which ended with her going over the balcony and into the hospital in a coma. In fact, Donna was the one who told Nick that his mother's injuries were no accident, thus leading to Nick ordering Stephanie to give up Forrester Creations or go to jail. She worked with Nick who had appointed her his new head model and face of the company.

Donna is also allying with Jackie to convince forbidden lovers Rick (Kyle Lowder) and Phoebe (MacKenzie Mauzy) to continue to see each other, knowing that the union could potentially drive a wedge between Ridge and Brooke, driving Brooke back to Nick.

One night, Donna, after thinking that Brooke had arrived home, left for the airport, unknowingly leaving her nephew and niece, R.J. and Hope, all alone in the house, prompting Stephanie to call Child Protective Services, who eventually took the children away from Brooke and placed them temporarily in Ridge's custody. Donna swore revenge on Stephanie, and began to see Thorne Forrester (Winsor Harmon). She seemed to love Thorne, but she saw her relationship with him as a way to get even with Stephanie for all the abuse inflicted on the Logan family over the years. However, recently returned Katie, overheard Donna tell Jackie the real reason why she was marrying Thorne, mainly to get revenge on Stephanie. Katie told Thorne the truth, and that caused him to stop the wedding and furiously broke off the engagement. Donna is furious with Katie now, and has disowned her as a sister.

Donna has since begun an affair with Eric Forrester. With her help and encouragement, Eric persuaded Nick to sell his company back; Nick agreed, but on the condition that Eric divorce Stephanie, a condition to which Eric agreed. Donna's relationship with Eric has earned her the wrath of not just Eric's family (son Thorne and daughter Felicia in particular), but also Jackie Marone, whom she sees as competition for Eric's affections, which has caused friction in their friendship, and also her sister Katie.

Eric, after a lot of thought, had chosen Donna over Stephanie, mainly due to her part in Brooke's rape; but also because he truly loved her. During Forrester's first fashion since Eric returned to the head of the fashion house, she was slated to wear the showstopper gown, but Felicia and Thorne, egged on by their mother, locked her in the steam room at Forrester, allowing Stephanie to steal the moment in the sun. Jake Maclaine, who had recently returned to Forrester, heard her cries and rescued her, then her family comforted her, as they awaited to confront Stephanie for her treacherous actions. Moments later, Stephanie was shot by an unknown assailant.

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January 22, 2008

Athletic Ceremony Music & the Irony of Freddie Mercury's timeless "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS" - Professional Football & The Speed of the Victorious Moment



"We are the Champions" is brought to you to today celebrating the victory of the New York 'football' Giants over the Lambeau-leaping, cheese-hat wearing Green Bay Packers. Celebrations here in my newly adopted state of my old high-school state f New Jersey - the state where Thomas Edison invented the electric light, the sound recording itself - and the original set of speakers built to play recorded, for what is a good record with speakers upon which to blast same?!
The classic song of ceremony by Queen
song of ceremonial glory that gets better with age. Who knew that Queen would be so dominant in the sports area? Such popularity destroys the idea that a gay man can no t *feel sport*. Fred Mercury, the musician, singer and composer who led Queen before he passed away from terrible developmental complications from the HIV virus. So much for the idea that gay men cannot feel the brute of sport. "Let us not assume that Clay Aiken is gay, nor assume that Randy Moss is straight," said Professor Jamal Harrison of Union County Community College. "In fact, it is the gay, I tell you, that gets it on in a rougher than the straight man!"

Queen's “We Will Rock You” soundtrack is still the most played soundtrack to inspire fans to noise in support of a home ball team. In basketball, which we asserted is more of a ballet event than a sport insofar as the music is blasted through games and effects the play of the [sport].

Sure enough, at the end of the season when a champion is crowned, this song is often played - the sexual orientation of the composer doesn't matter! As Michael said, "We've come a long way baby!"

Congratulations to Eli Manning and the New York Giants, the champions of the National Football Conference. Congratulations to 38 year old Brett Favre of the Green Bay Packers who lost top the Giants. Come back Brett! One more year.



The Meanspeed Summary of Queens WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS -
average standard tempo (meanspeed)=63.2 beats per minute
emotive category according to meanspeed music theory=ceremony
average beat length=949 milliseconds per beat.
corresponding pitch=270 Hertz.

Good luck Giants and Patriots. Los Angeles: you are defined as the city with no football team. Shameful! Well, not shameful, but profoundly feeble. The Jets have haunted me for 37 year. Could the city find a buyer and move the Jets to Los Angeles, as you too the Brooklyn Dodgers? Please!!!

Enjoy the tempo maps. I thank the players for providing fantastic entertainment and athletic prowess that make most Olympic events look like physical education class in high school.



Who is the man? *THE* man? Two words: ELISHA MANNING. From the world's best encyclopedia, the PEOPLE's free reference, WIKI:

Eli Manning
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Eli Manning
The 2006 President's Council on Physical Fitness & Sports
New York Giants — No. 10
Quarterback
Date of Birth: January 3, 1981 (1981-01-03) (age 27)
Place of Birth: New Orleans, Louisiana
Height: 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) Weight: 225 lb (102 kg)
National Football League Debut
2004 for the New York Giants
Career History
College: Mississippi (Ole Miss)
NFL Draft: 2004 / Round: 1 / Pick: 1
Teams:

* New York Giants (2004-present)

Current Status: Active
Career Highlights and Awards

* Johnny Unitas Golden Arm Award (2003)
* Maxwell Award (2003)
* Conerly Trophy (2001, 2003)
* Other awards and honors

Selected NFL statistics
(through Week 17 of the 2007 NFL season)
TD-INT 77-64
Passing yards 11,385
QB Rating 73.4
Completions/Attempts 987/1,805
Completion % 54.7
Stats at NFL.com

Elisha Nelson "Eli" Manning (born January 3, 1981) is an American football quarterback for the New York Giants of the National Football League.[1] He was drafted by the San Diego Chargers with the first overall pick in the 2004 NFL Draft. However, a draft-day trade sent Manning to the Giants in return for the fourth overall pick Philip Rivers, a third round selection in the 2004 NFL Draft and the Giants' first- and fifth-round picks in the 2005 NFL Draft. He played college football at University of Mississippi. He is the younger brother of Peyton Manning and Cooper Manning and the son of Archie Manning and Olivia Manning.[1]
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College career
Eli Manning during his tenure at Ole Miss.
Eli Manning during his tenure at Ole Miss.

Prior to deciding which college to attend, Manning received a call from David Cutcliffe, formerly the offensive coordinator at the University of Tennessee. Cutcliffe had been hired as the head coach at Ole Miss and had previously helped Eli's older brother Peyton improve his game. Upon learning Cutcliffe was now in charge of the Rebel program, the 18-year-old followed his father’s footsteps, and made his way to Oxford, Mississippi.[1]

During his football career at Ole Miss, Eli set or tied 47 single-game, season, and career records. His career numbers include 10,119 passing yards (fifth on the SEC career list), 81 touchdown passes (third on the SEC career list), and a passer rating of 137.7 (tied for sixth on the SEC career list). Manning also led the Rebels to a 10-3 record and a 31-28 SBC Cotton Bowl victory over the Oklahoma State Cowboys in 2003. He was invited to play in the 2004 Senior Bowl, but chose not to play.

As his senior year came to a close, Eli won many awards including the Maxwell Award as the nation’s best all-around player, the Johnny Unitas Golden Arm Award, the National Football Foundation and College Hall of Fame Scholar Athlete Award, the Sporting News Radio Socrates Award, and the SEC Player of the Year. He was also a candidate for the Heisman Trophy but voters chose Oklahoma's quarterback Jason White (1,481 voting points) to win the award. Eli had 710 voting points making him third behind White and Pittsburgh's sophomore wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald.[2]

While at the University of Mississippi, Manning graduated with a degree in Marketing and finished with a GPA of 3.44.[3]

Professional career

2004 NFL Draft

Main article: Manning-Rivers trade

Eli Manning has been a frequent target of the New York Post and the New York media during his tenure in New York.
Eli Manning has been a frequent target of the New York Post and the New York media during his tenure in New York.

2004 Season

For the first half of his rookie year, Manning was tutored by veteran player Kurt Warner. After two tough defeats in the middle of the 2004 campaign, first year New York Giants coach Tom Coughlin[4] decided to start Eli against the Atlanta Falcons. Despite several poor performances, Eli finished the season with three successive solid games against the Steelers, Bengals, and Cowboys. On January 2, 2005, playing against Dallas, Eli led the Giants in a last-minute touchdown drive to end an eight-game losing streak with a 28-24 victory.

2005 Season: NFC East Champions

Following 2004, Kurt Warner voided the last year of his contract[5] and Eli was named the starter for 2005. Manning led the Giants to a 2-0 record with victories against the Cardinals and Saints[6], before traveling to the west coast for a test in San Diego. Chargers fans did not forget the snub, and on September 25, 2005 when Eli and the Giants made their first trip to San Diego for a game since that draft day, the crowd booed Manning loudly every time he touched the ball. San Diego defeated the Giants[7], 45-23, but Eli displayed what may have been his most impressive performance of his young career, going 24-41 for 352 yards and two touchdowns[8].

Following his performance at San Diego, Manning returned home to throw for almost 300 yards and a career high four touchdowns against the Rams at Giants stadium in a 44-24 romp[9]. Two games later, he led a brilliant last-minute drive against the Broncos to secure a 24-23 victory for the Giants[10]. The drive culminated in a two yard touchdown to Amani Toomer with 8 seconds remaining[11]. The following week, Manning overcame a weak first half at San Francisco to help his team secure their first official road victory of the season, 24-6. Despite a poor performance at home against the Vikings, throwing four interceptions, he again led his team back to tie the game in the final minutes before Minnesota won on a late field goal.

Eli's second season was largely a success. He finished in the top 5 in both passing yards and touchdown passes, while leading an offense that finished 3rd in the NFL in scoring, with a total of 422 points. It was the most points the Giants scored in a single season since 1963. The Giants won the NFC East with an 11-5 record[12], and went to the postseason.

The one knock on Eli during his first full season was his efficiency. Even though the Giants finished at the top of the NFC East, Manning himself struggled during his first full year as starting quarterback. Eli completed just 52.8% of his passes with a modest 6.8 yards per attempt, producing an unimpressive quarterback efficiency rating of 75.9 (23rd in the league), leading many sports commentators to question his abilities. Manning visibly wore down late in the season. His play fell off, culminating in a poor performance in the playoffs against Carolina[13].

2006 Season

Manning's second full season was reminiscent of his 2005 campaign. He started off playing well and completed over 65 percent of his passes through the first four games. However, he struggled in the second half of the season and his production diminished towards the end of the regular season. After losing a tough game to his brother Peyton and the [[Indianapolis Colts]|Colts] on opening day[14], Eli and the Giants rebounded from a 24-7 4th-quarter deficit en route to a 30-24 overtime victory over the division rival Eagles in week two.[15] Manning threw for a career high 371 yards in the win with three touchdowns including a game winning pass to Plaxico Burress in overtime.[16] Following a poor performance against Seattle the next week[17], Manning and the Giants responded by winning five straight games including wins over the Redskins, Cowboys and Falcons to push their record to 6-2.[18]

Following this winning streak, key injuries including one to receiver Amani Toomer pushed Eli Manning and the Giants into a downward slide. [19] Playing against the Chicago Bears, Manning started well, but the Giant's offense was derailed by the loss of left tackle Luke Petigout to a broken leg.[20] Manning was held to only 141 yards passing with two interceptions. Petigout's loss left a gaping hole at the crucial left tackle position, and Manning was unable to repeat his first half success. Manning struggled the next week at Jacksonville[21] and the week after that, a costly interception helped to culminate a huge collapse at Tennessee, with the Giants seeing a 21-point fourth quarter lead simply evaporate.[22] Manning improved the following week, throwing for 270 yards and two touchdowns, but the Giants lost again. Finally regaining momentum, Manning threw three touchdowns in a win at Carolina[23], but then he stumbled badly in the final three games. He threw two interceptions against the Eagles and tallied only 73 passing yards in a game against the Saints. Although the Giants battled back to 8-8 the following week at Washington, Manning completed only 12 of 26 passes for 101 yards and one touchdown. The Giants qualified for the postseason and met the Eagles again. Although he did significantly better in this game than the 2005 playoff matchup, completing 16 of 27 passes and two touchdowns, the Giants lost to a last second field goal by the Eagles.[24]

For the year, Manning threw for 3,244 yards, 24 touchdowns and 18 interceptions.[25] He completed 57.7 percent of his passes, a five point improvement from 2005, but he again struggled badly in the second half of the season. Manning finished the season with a medicore quarterback efficiency rating of 77.0 (18th in the league) thanks to a lackluster 6.2 yards per attempt. He was generally perceived to be a solid quarterback, but he lacked the more notable successes of fellow 2004 drafteees Phillip Rivers (for whom he was traded) and Ben Roethlisberger.

2007

Preparation for 2007

Eli Manning trained in the Meadowlands with Offensive Coordinator Kevin Gilbride and new Quarterbacks coach Chris Palmer.[26] For the first time ever, Plaxico Burress[27] and Jeremy Shockey[28] practiced in the off-season with Eli to perfect their timing and chemistry, rather than training in Miami as they did in previous years.[29]

2007 Season

Manning opened the 2007 season with an outstanding personal performance against the Dallas Cowboys, completing 28 of 41 passing attempts for 312 yards, 4 touchdowns, and an interception[30][31], but suffered a shoulder sprain[32][33] and was removed from the game late in the second half. Although he did play against Green Bay in week 2 while throwing for 211 yards with one touchdown,[34] the Giants defense performed poorly again and the team dropped to 0-2 with Green Bay winning, 35-13.[35] In week 3 Manning got a come-from-behind victory as the Giants defense improved, pitching a shutout in the second half and stopping the Washington Redskins on a fourth and goal situation, winning the game 24-17.[36] The Giants defense then shut down the Philadelpia Eagles with an NFL record-tying 12 sacks,[37][38] holding the Eagles offense to one field goal. The Giants won with a score of 16-3.[39] The following week, Eli overcame a dismal first half to throw for two second-half scores[40] in a 35-24 win over their in-city rivals, the New York Jets.[41]

Following two straight home victories, Manning and the Giants obtained their fourth consecutive victory with a 31-10 defeat of the Atlanta Falcons in the Georgia Dome on Monday Night Football.[42][43] Manning performed well, completing 27 of 39 passes for 303 yards along with a pair of touchdowns while giving away two intereceptions.[44][45] Behind a dominant defensive effort, the Giants improved to 5-2 the next week with a 33-15 win over the 49ers.[46] Eli played well again, throwing for two touchdowns in the effort. In week eight of the season, the NFL scheduled a Giants road game against the Miami Dolphins on October 28, 2007, in London's Wembley Stadium.[47] Manning only threw for 59 yards in the rain and mud, but he scored the Giants' only touchdown on a 10-yard run.[48] This touchdown was the first in an NFL regular season game that was played outside of North America. The Giants defeated the Dolphins, 13-10, bringing the Giants to a 6-2 record at the mid-way point of the 2007 season.[49]

After losing to their division rivals the Dallas Cowboys in week 9,[50] New York Giants co-owner John Mara publicly questioned Eli's ability to lead the New York Giants in 2007 but more importantly in the future:[51]
“ The only thing we evaluate is 'Can we win with this guy?' That's the one thing. When we talk about any player at the end of the season, the No.1 question is 'Will he help us win?' And to take it one step further, 'Can we win a championship with this guy?' ”

After a week of criticism in the New York media and being outplayed by Tony Romo, Eli had a bounce-back victory versus their conference wildcard competitors the Detroit Lions.[52] Eli managed to throw for 283 yards and 1 touchdown but most importantly, no interceptions in a critical road game.[53][54]

The following week in a 41-17 loss to the Minnesota Vikings, Eli threw four interceptions and had three of them returned for touchdowns. He continued to struggle until the last game of the season, against the 15-0 New England Patriots. With a playoff spot secured, the Giants could have rested their starters for the playoffs, but they instead chose to keep in the regulars and attempt to stop New England's quest for an undefeated regular season. The Giants lost 38-35, but Manning played exceptionally well, completing 22 of 32 passes for 251 yards, with four touchdowns and one interception.

2007 Playoffs

On January 6, 2008, Manning went 20-of-27 for 185 yards playing on the road against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The underdog Giants won 24-14, and Manning had two touchdown passes.
“ "Eli had a great game today," receiver Amani Toomer said. "He took what was out there and didn't force anything. He doesn't get real excited; there is more than one way to lead a team ... and he showed that today."[55] ”

On January 13, 2008, Eli led the Giants to an upset victory over the heavily favored Dallas Cowboys, the number one seed in the NFC. For the third straight game, Manning played well, completing 12 of 18 passes for 163 yards and two touchdowns with no interceptions. The Giants were the first team to beat an NFC number one seed in the divisional round since the start of the 12-team format in 1990. [56]. This victory secured an NFC Championship berth against the Green Bay Packers on Sunday, January 20, 2008. In the championship game, the Giants beat the Packers in overtime, with a score of 23-20.[57] The dramatic victory secured Manning and the Giants a trip to Super Bowl XLII.[58] This was the first Super Bowl appearance for the New York Giants since 2000.[59]

Super Bowl XLII

Awards and Accolades

* 2001 Conerly Trophy - Best College Football Player in Mississippi[60]
* 2001 Davey O'Brien Award (finalist) - Awarded to the Nation's Top Quarterback[61]
* 2002 Second Team All-America - The Associated Press
* 2003 Maxwell Award - Nation's Top Player[62]
* 2003 SEC Most Valuable Back - Birmingham Monday Morning Quarterback Club
* 2003 Conerly Trophy - Best College Football Player in Mississippi
* 2003 Mississippi Amateur Athlete of the Year - Jackson Touchdown Club
* 2003 National Scholar-Athlete Class - Division I-A QB[63]
* 2003 Preseason All-America First Team by Lindy's and Football Action
* 2003 Johnny Unitas Golden Arm Award -Awarded to the Nation's Top Quarterback[1]
* The Walter Camp Foundation Player of the Year Award
* First Team All-America - The All-America Foundation
* First Team All-America - Southern Football Weekly
* Second Team All-America - The Sporting News
* Honorable Mention All-America - Sports Illustrated
* SEC Offensive Player of the Year - The Associated Press and the SEC Coaches
* SEC Player of the Year - The Commercial Appeal and the SEC Coaches[64]
* First Team All-SEC - The Associated Press
* First Team All-SEC - SEC Coaches
* All-SEC - The Chattanooga Times Free Press
* All-SEC - CollegeFootballNews.com
* All-SEC - The Commercial Appeal
* Mississippi Sportsperson of the Year - The Clarion-Ledger
* SouthEast's Top Offensive Back - Touchdown Club of Atlanta Wally Butts Award

Personal life

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* Manning resides in Hoboken, New Jersey, in the same building as Jesse Palmer and Governor of New Jersey Jon Corzine.[65][66]

* He is engaged to Abby McGrew,[67] who is studying fashion in New York.[68] They have been together since their days at Ole Miss.[69]

* He is a member of Sigma Nu Fraternity and was named Sigma Nu Athlete of the Year in 2001 and 2003.[70][71]

* Manning, along with his brother Peyton, volunteered their assistance in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. Among the tasks performed, the Mannings assisted in the delivery of 30,000 pounds of water, Gatorade, baby formula, diapers, and pillows to the people of New Orleans.[72]





Ian Schneider
NYC
January 22, 2008

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January 20, 2008

Is Today's AFC Championship Game the Domain of THE "Gaucho" - Mr. Tom Brady? Will TB earn a place in Keith Jarrett and Steely Dan's Legend?





Will Thomas Brady be THE gaucho?


The song "GAUCHO," performed by Steely Dan in one of their finest of many innovative, creative and entertaining songs they ever put their name on.

This song was written by either Keith Jarrett, the pianist who plays classical and jazz with such range and such domination of skill and feel in both areas that he is arguably the most versatile solo instrumentalist of the past quarter century, or Steely Dan. Depending on who you believe, it was plagiarism in part, unconscious plagiarism, or simply coincidental songs—I think the judge ruled in favor of Keith at the trial level—but the case was appealed and in the time between appeal and trial all escrow money was going to Keith—all of which is: just a testament to how excellent a piece of writing this is. I love Keith’s music, but he has released approximately 100—as solos!—he must be on at least 10,000 individual recordings—therefore, I am not surprised that I’ve never heard Keith’s [version].

Point: even if the songs are identical, that fact would not diminish from how good a song it is.

Now: IS TOM BRADY AN AMERICAN GAUCHO???

Calibrations by I. Schneider, supervised by James C.C. Manning

Wind Beneath My Wings Bette Midler 62.0
This One's For You Barry Manilow 62.0
Candle In The Wind Elton John 62.1
Look What You've Done To Me Boz Scaggs 61.1
Luka Suzanne Vega
Live-Grammy Awards 2/24/88
61.1
The Last Resort Eagles 62.2
Nebraska Bruce Springsteen 62.2
Vienna Billy Joel 62.2
Don't Cry Guns N' Roses 62.3
Gaucho Steely Dan 62.3
Image Of A Girl The Safaris 62.3
No Surrender Bruce Springsteen 62.3
The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face Roberta Flack 62.4
The Glory of Love The Five Keys



The Meanspeed Summary
song="Gaucho"
composer=Keith Jarrett
performer=Steely Dan
mean speed standard tempo (average velocity)=62.3 beats per minute.
universal standard tempo scale category=sincerity
average beat=963 milliseconds per beat.