November 24, 2007

Eerie Upbeat: Musical Irony and "Fly Me To The Moon" - Frank Sinatra - Speed Irony, Mental Chronometry and Music Determinism







WIKIPEDIA.ORG, the PEOPLE'S FREE ENCYCLOPEDIA INFORMS:

"Fly Me to the Moon" is a pop standard song written in 1954 by Bart Howard. When introduced by Felicia Sanders on the cabaret circuit, it was originally titled "In Other Words". The song became popularly called "Fly Me to the Moon" from its first line, but it took a few years for the publishers to change the title officially.
It was first recorded in 1954 by Kaye Ballard (of the television show The Mothers-in-Law).

Frank Sinatra recorded the song in 1964 on his It Might as Well Be Swing collaboration with Count Basie, and this became the rendition that many people identified the song with."

As the Meanspeed summary below indicates, the speed of the song come in the meanspeed music theory category, "mean emotion," of FOREBODING. When we think of the song today, sure, we here the old time, feel-good swing. The Good 'Ol Days were here - though at the time we did not realize how relatively sweet the Cold War years would be compared to ours. You think about it, the title, Frank Sinatra, and you say, "How can this be a song that emotes Foreboding?" Listen closely. Something a little different there, am I wrong? As Frank's Witchcraft: the love song with that ripple of uncertain unease waving through it - pardon the metaphor, please. This element - the mix of happier elements elements of the song with its inherently dark speed leads to what meanspeed theory calls speed irony. Musical irony of this type is defined by the manner in which the tempo sounds "upbeat" - what people generally associate with happy, when lowered by 3 percent - becomes an "eerie upbeat."


This is what I talk about when I use terms like musical determinism - a idea that is based in neurological determinism: despite the sweet Frank delivery, the beatific orchestral playing, the smooth as silk swing rhythm, the mean speed pf 117.5 beats per minute simple determines that which is emoted. That is not to say it dictates that which is emoted - speed is one of many elements of music communication. That said, of the elements of music that are not well understood, none has been more of a mystery than the effects of the change of only a small fraction of tempo or speed in a song. Thanks to quartz and digital technology in recording and calibrating, and people as myself who love to wake up at 3:37 A.M. to research new ideas in this area of music psychology. This area, now known as the "emotions of mental chronometry" - a concept many would not believe to be testable much less one worthy of debate. After all, how can a sound sequence itself expose emotions? I hear you out there. Take a look at the lists as '114-118 - Foreboding' provided on these pages. A "think again" will not be necessary! Don't get hooked, even on a theory though Speed is addictive. Look at me on Saturday at 4 AM- better yet, like my wife, enjoy the fact that I'm not laying there with ya!


Meanspeed Summary
song="Fly Me To The Moon"
performer=Frank Sinatra
beats measured=2,176
beats per trial=272
time elapsed=1,389.16 seconds
mean time per trial=138.92 seconds
mean speed=117.49 beats per minute
average beat=511 milliseconds
mean emotion according to Meanspeed Music Theory=foreboding



Ian Schneider

November 24, 2007

charts by James Manning, Ian Schneider. © 2007 Meanspeed Music.

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November 22, 2007

Deterministic Mental Chronometry - "America" - Neil Diamond - Music Determinism in Action: mean speed=125.8 bpm, An Archetype Speed of Victory Song

"America" is an anthem-like rock song written and performed by Neil Diamond.



The musical determinism lies in this element - songs in the speed range of 119-128 beats per minute, according to meanspeed music theory, are indicative of songs of victory. No one sings of the victory of landing in the free United States than that of a Neil Diamond singing his love letter to America.



Here, the speed of 126 beats per minutes, as a mean, is consistent with the joy of overcoming living in a fascist state - and this song was written about a bunch of Hebraic Russians fleeing the Gulags and torture chambers - so victory? Yeah! On the boats and on the planes! Anyone who didn't believe Ronald Reagan when he called Russia, also and sometimes known as the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, "The Evil Empire" has never read The Gulag Archipelago.








Meanspeed Summary
song="America"
composer=Neil Diamond
performer=Neil Diamond
beats measured=3,280
total time elapsed=1,564.96 seconds
average time per trial=195.62 seconds
beats per trial=410





mean speed=125.8
average beat=477 milliseconds



mean emotion according to mean speed music theory=victory
mean slow phase=2.095 cycles per second
corresponding pitch=536.6 hertz
album=12 Greatest Hits, Volume 2



recording company=© 1976 Neil Diamond and SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT
recording source=iTunes
Kiind=Protected AAC audio file
Size=4 MB
Bit Rate=128 kbps
Sample Rate=44.100=kHz
Profile=Low Complexity
Channels=Stereo
File Type=m4p



Ian Schneider
James Manning
Sarah Jane Bristol
November 23, 2007

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November 21, 2007

DETERMINISTIC MENTAL CHRONOMETRY AS EXPOSED BY FOREIGNER - The classic "I Want To Know What Love Is" pleads for loves, and strongly emotes Lonely


The song by FOREIGNER, I Want To Know What Love I, a song that cries such a wild loneliness that an African-Western chorus must be brought on for the choruses in which the band yells, “I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS!!!!!!!!! I WANT YA TO SH
OOOOOOW ME!!!!!!!!” is a classic.



Foreigner? Who were they? What is the song about? Answer: These boys, these Foreigner boys, (phrasing borrowed from "Wee Willie" Clinton, "Clinton 42") ready for love. Is that because they feel good about themselves, or because they have reached a point of such isolation that the only thing that could come from such a wild emotion is this wild (maybe too wild), emotion, desperate song, called by many “a masterpiece of pitiful, lonely songs”? Tough to tell, my friends!
Let’s put urban legends to rest.
Legend one: that in 1990 during a Foreigner concert performance of the song, the guitarist thought he had his microphone unplugged during the songs grandiose introduction (it is a largely keyboard based song) and mumbled into the microphone, “If we play this bloody song one more bloody time I’m going to
kill myself.” That is NOT true. What was said was actually: “If we play this bloody song two more bloody times I’m going to kill myself.” Apparently it was always “two" times, in order to hold out the hope that he would not become so wearied of the frantic fan-sing-along in the chorus “SHOW MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!” that the song could be shelved for a couple of years to prevent dreaded Played Out-itude. "Look bloke, I was just saying it. Did we need the money? Sure. Is that why we played the song? Sure. Did I think the song was one of the most creative masterworks ever written? WELL, SURE, BUT I AM BIASED IN THAT I HELPED COMPOSE IT, BUT LETTING THE FANS SCREAM to it every night is making me sick of it. Did Beethoven have to play his Pastoral every bloody night??? I don’t think so bloke."
“I Want To Know What Love Is” is based on the 24 Preludes and Fugues of Johann Sebastian Bach’s Well-Tempered Klavier II, Fugue #4 in Eb minor. says Mick Jones: “That's a bit of a joke, eh? Now, I admit, there is some borrowing from my incredible ability to play Chopin’s Second Piano Sonata in Bb Minor
there were some influence there, including the uncanny manner in which I play both the white and black keys with equal confidence and firmitude, but we’re doing this one in Eb minor. I would have liked to see old Chopin try that trick, my friend—and he always seemed lonely to me—I saw movie where Hugh Grant plays the part of Chopin—says it all, bloke."
As my regular readers know, I tend to put links as a Substitute Bibliography iin order that you can download the song, buy it through the mail, hear a clip of it and decide for yourself whether you like it at all, and most importantly for you to decide whether Meanspeed Music Theory applies in question. Below you will notice an enormous list. keep in mind, folks, that list was edited down from 5,000 entries. I thought I was being an origial, bringing out this Foreigner song as the "ultra-modern masterwork" (the band's manager's words): NOT! I have been reading through some of the analyses below since 4 AM (hence the late posting--sorry)--but believe me listeners, below is Everything You Wanted To Know About Winning, Whining, Whamming Unrequited Love Songs* (But Were Afraid To Ask) Copyright 2006 © Donald J. Trump, as though he did not actually say it, he would have thought of it, and of course, like the highly original phrase "YOU'RE FIRED" which the impoverished Mr. Trump attempted to PATENT his creative phrase before being laughed out of court, needed to be remedied. And how to remedy a sissy like a Trump, who also sued an author for claiming (I could not make this up) that "The Donald" was not even CLOSE to be a billionaire? A song of all out love!

Meanspeed Summary, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS -
meanspeed=81.3 beats per minute.
meanemotion=Lonely, with a hope that the loneliness is lifting
meanphase=1.355 cycles per second.
meanspace=738 milliseconds per beat.
meanpitch=346.880 Hertz, 12 cents above F4=349.228 Hertz, 88 cents below F#4/Gb4=369.994 Hertz.

Ian Schneider
James Manning
United States
November 21, 2007

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Meanspeed Review - "Gimme Shelter" - The Rolling Stones - hard times, search for comfort leads to victory speed

Gimme Shelter expressed visually in radar chart form



The 38th ranked song on Rolling Stone Magazine's list called The Greatest 500 Songs of All-Time is called "Gimme Shelter." This song was written by Keith Richards and Mick Jagger and performed by The Rolling Stones.



The illustrations in this article show speed as a visualization. Above is a radar chart based on the measurements of contiguous groups of ten beats. In summary:

beats measured=530
mean time=4 minutes, 27.6 seconds
meanspeed=118.8 beats per minute
meanspace=0.505 seconds per beat
meanemotion according to meanspeed music theory=victory.






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November 18, 2007

Meanspeed Review - Psychology of Musical Objectivism - "Born In The U.S.A." - Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band - sad words, victory speed






BORN IN THE USA, Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band

Meanspeed Music Summary
song="Born In The U.S.A."
composer=Bruce Springsteen
performer=Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band
Album version, 'Born In The U.S.A.'
mean speed, studio=121.9 beats per minute
average beat, studio=492 milliseconds
mean slow phase, studio recording=2.03 beats per second
mean emotion according to mean speed music theory, studio recording=victory
corresponding pitch, studio recording=520.2 Hertz in the studio recording
Kind=Protected AAC audio file
Size=4.4 MB
Bit Rate=128 kbps
Sample Rate=44.100
Profile=Low Complexity
Channels=Stereo
FairPlay Version=2
recording rights=© 1984, 1986 Bruce Springsteen.



Live version, 'Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band: Live/1975-1985'
mean speed=125.5 beats per minute
average beat=479 milliseconds
mean slow phase=2.09 beats per second
corresponding pitch=535.5 Hertz on the live box set recording
mean emotion according to mean speed music theory, box set=victory
Kind=Protected AAC audio file
Size=5.7 MB
Bit Rate=128 kbps
Sample Rate=44.100
Profile=Low Complexity
Channels=Stereo
FairPlay Version=2
recording rights=© 1984, 1986 Bruce Springsteen. WARNING: All rights reserved.






Ian Schneider
November 18, 2007

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November 16, 2007

Music Objectivism: Precise Mental Chronometry in Music Indicates Expression - #1/12 archetype victory songs - "100 Years" - Five For Fighting

It was somehow fitting that Sarah Jane and I created most of the graphs after the morning calibrations from an Emergency Room - you've all been there - you feel like you just got done living at one hospital for a month, loved one gets well, only to go back to another hospital. We can only hope for the comfort of all living souls, no matter what their cycle in life - and it as fitting to do all this with E.M.T.'s and doctors and *nurses* rush around to save lives - or add a month to a life with a split second of poised thinking - or poised action without the thinking.








Meanspeed Music Summary -
album=Five For Fighting - Live (At The House Of Blues live in Orlando, Florida)
song="100 Years"
composer=John Ondrasik
performer=Five For Fighting
trials calibrated=9
beats measured=3,996
composer=John Ondrasik
rhythm=4/4, commonly known as common time
total time elapsed=1,963.43 seconds
mean time per trial=218.5888 seconds
average beat=0.492 seconds
mean speed=121.9 beats per minute
mean emotion according to meanspeed music theory=victory
recording source=iTunes download
album=The Battle For Everything
Recording Rights=© 2007, Aware Records, L.L.C.
Kind=Protected AAC audio file
Size=5.5 MB
Bit Rate=128 kbps
Sample rate=44.100 kHz
Profile=Low Complexity
Channels=Stereo
Fair Play Version=2
File=m4p

Never have we had so much fun with a song. This is an epic, classic timeless song that will outlive its composer - a sign of genius.



We accumulated so many graphs illustrating the pure joyful, exuberant, graceful explosion from Five Fighting.

We are honored that you have checked out the Photobucket movie we all made! We did it with love - and maybe you can find some similar songs - show your love!




Hunter Newman
Sarah Jane Bristol
Mike Forrester
James Manning
Sophie Newman
November 16, 2007




"Lady Madonna,
Lying on the bed,
Listen to music playing
In your head."
- John Lennon and Paul McCartney



HAPPY BIRTHDAY DWIGHT GOODEN! Hope you are well. MM.

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November 14, 2007

Mental Chronometry, Music Determinism & The Speed of Victory: "100 Years" - Five for Fighting - part 1/3- Calibrations, Graphs, Slides, Video










trials calibrated=10
beats measured=4,400
composer=John Ondrasik
beats per trial=444


time elapsed=2,207.68 seconds
mean time per trial=220.77 seconds
rhythm=4/4, commonly known as common time
average beat=0.497 seconds
mean speed=120.7 beats per minute
mean emotion according to meanspeed music theory=victory


recording source=iTunes download
album='The Battle For Everything'



Recording Rights=© 2004, Aware Records, L.L.C.
Kind=Protected AAC audio file
Size=4.1 MB
Bit Rate=128kbps
Sample rate=44.100 kHz
Profile=Low Complexity
Channels=Stereo
Fair Play Version=2
File=m4p





Ian Schneider
James Manning
November 14, 007

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November 11, 2007

The Determinism of the Speed of Music - Annie Lennox - "Why" - The Speed Establishes the Confidence Behind The Introspection - meanspeed=91.0 bpm



A few years ago, Annie Lennox and Sting played together in concert. meaning - Annie Lennox played for about an hour - played, always, as far as I know, the song "Why" as her final encore. I have to be frank - I had come to see Sting, and thought that by television and visual standards that Annie Lennox was more a product of the "MTV Village" than she was a great per former in her own right.



I was *way* wrong on that! Her version of "Why" live was one of the best solo performances I have seen in Madison Square garden - up there with John Mayer's daring and emotional "Stop This Train" - played with just vocal and guitar. Phil Collins has come out and played "Groovy Kind Of Love" with just vocal and piano and in the same way, simply stopped 19,000 people. You get that "peak experience" one is always looking for at a concert. Especially because most shows don't get there. The Fab Faux recently did a gig where their Penny Lane trumpet solo was *so* Beatles that I closed my eyes for a second and I thought I was in Abbey Road Studio - I think everyone at the show in Philadelphia felt it - including the trumpet player himself - who freaked himself out by being SO on that he seemingly messed up a note or two, or just missed a rhythm - just as a tribute that doesn't try to copy exactly. Almost superstitious as per John.

I have never heard this song fail. It falls under the meanspeed music theory pattern of songs at the speed of enthusiasm, 90-97 beats per minute - yet there are many words of a relationship coming to an inevitable, sad, "it was nobody's fault" end - harsh. Yet, the song is *confident*. The chorus raises the same harmonic progression from C major to D major - and the speed remains exactly the same. The *lift* of that one step up back down. The speed movement, as you can see on the charts, are basically an illusion, as she does the best of the drum machine that is set at 91.0 beats per minute, but Annie is able to stretch time - literally borrow from one measure to elongate another to give the song a human touch - from as low as 88 to as high as 94 beats per minute in a four-beat measure.

The song is sung with confidence that comes with enthusiasm, for all the acknowledgement of loss. Yes, she is telling at herself to "keep her big mouth shut!" - "I'm sorry for the things done" - she asks with confidence - "Let's go down to the water's edge. where we could cast away those doubts! Some things are better left unsaid, But they still turn me inside out-
Turning inside out, turning inside out! tell me -
Why!"

With all of the drama, the emotion is one of enthusiasm, in my opinion.





















Meanspeed Music Summary
song="Why"
composer=Annie Lennox
performer=Annie Lennox
trials=9
total time elapsed=2,515.76 seconds
beats calibrated=3,816
mean speed=91.0 beats per minute
average beat=0.6593 seconds
mean slow phase=1.51666 beats per second
mean emotion according to meanspeed music theory=enthusiasm
corresponding pitch=388.27 Hertz





James Manning
Hunter Newman
November 11, 2007

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November 8, 2007

The Psychology of Speed of a Most Popular Irish Song: Van Morrison - "Brown Eyed Girl" - Speed calibrations, graphs, videos


song="Brown Eyed Girl"
performer=Van Morrison

Channels=Stereo
Fair Play Version=2

All charts and calibrations by Hunter Newman under the supervision of James Manning. © 2007








Sample rate=44.100 kbps
Profile=Low Complexity




recording company=Sony Music Entertainment, Inc. © 1999
Kind=Protected AAC audio file
composer=Van Morrison
trials calibrated=9


beats measured=4,140
time elapsed=1,637.45 second
beats per trial=460
mean time per trial=181.94 seconds


beats per second=2.528
pitch=647.3 hertz
mean emotion according to mean speed music theory=[mixed fast]
album=Super Hits


Size=2.9 MB
Bit Rate=128 kbps



mean speed=151.7 beats per minute
average beat=0.3955 seconds

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