all charts by Hunter NewmanOur supervising calibrator,
James C.C. Manning has released a second of his four way Lust chart comparisons - and judging by your kind response, James has some idea in working with
grouped songs.
 | Me and 2 of my girlfriends got drunk last nite and filmed ...
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Grouping the songs into their meanspeed territories, or "meanemotions," can be used to understand meanspeed music theory and let you decided whether you can make good (please stay away from mind control of others) use of it.

Purple Haze VideoJimi Hendrix-GuitarNoel Redding-BassMitch ...

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hSW67ySCioWe know that for some, precise speeds that give away speeds and graphs that work with tenths of a beat a minute are important and allow for maximum mind control in any situation - yet there are only a select few of you out there who have the intelligence, ear and the patience to learn this theory. We thank you few. Pass the word on. The cost is: Nothing. Potential benefit: immeasurable. A good music programmer with this information can set a tempo anywhere that will yield an awesome controlling power. And I understand: the power is NOT my theory - the power is the territoriality of speed itself. Trying to escape speed and mood in music between 1/2 and 2 1/2 hertz is a losing game. You, as a composer, will give away your real mood in your speed - in these 4 examples,
lust.

 | Thank you all so much for showing me Crazy amounts of love on ...
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 | This video is an experiment to see how rapidly the theremin ...
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YouTube Music Videos Rock Pop - Gnarls Barkley - Crazy - Noolmusic.com. www.noolmusic.com/blogs/YouTube_Music_Videos_Rock_Pop_-_Gnarls_Barkley_-_Crazy.shtml - 105k - |
We realize that most of you spinners out there - the fake bicycle thing, the joggers, the walkers are fine with crude BPM:
jogtunes.com,
bpmlist.com (quasi-fraudulent in that it masks as an "online
bpm database" but is really a bait and switch to buy a BPM list compiled and collected - not calibrated, measured or vouched for and completely calibrated by someone who actually did some work). These results fantastic to pathetic are usually at 5-10% wrong, not measured by the "authors", not vouched for, in short: stolen and mediocre in quality and poor in song choice. Measuring speed precisely is not easy, mistakes are all over the web, and the shortcuts and mistakes get passed on. James C.C. Manning and I stand behind *every* number you will ever see on this page. Try finding that anywhere else. Go ahead!
 | Look...either you like Lou Reed or you don't. The man can ...
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 | Lou Reed performing Sweet Jane at the Web 2.0 Summit in San ...
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Robert Marcus of
jogtunes.com admits to doing little if any calibrating and all bpmlist.com has ever been known to do is collect work from others.
Video de The Doors Touch me. Incluye The Movie. Subtitulado ...
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Hunter Newman
September 29, 2007
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